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2 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

After Hawkins gave away the 50m penalty for infringing the protected area, he demonstrated with his hands out. It should have been another 50.

I think you'll find he spoke respectfully and gestured in the universal human mode of communication saying "my eternal apologies precious lord umpire may you live forever."

When a player has one of those sideways kicks for goal, the oppo players are supposed to be 10m away. These umps are letting them charge in from 4 and 5 metres.

 

Umpire: "Picks up dissent by scent from 50m away"
Also Umpire: "No, that wasn't a high tackle from Joel Selwood. How could it be? His name is Selwood!"


Is James Brayshaw OK? How do you confuse Joel Selwood for Dangerfield?

Go Hawks, you beauty.

 

I'd like to add some balance to this thread

I hate the Hawks


Now that Hawks are going to win I feel bad for cheering for them. [censored] Hawks.

I don't even want it to be a draw though. Don't want Geelong getting anything

I was pretty pumped to think I’d be on to my first round of picking 9 winners in tipping. 
Enter Geelong. 
 

Very happy with 8. 😏😏

Had money on the hawks

Might send a cut to Frosty, been great!


Fantastic. Feral Cats lose! Woo hoo!

Selwood & Libba. Dive on the ball and throw it out in one motion.

Right in front of the umps.

Play on.

Are they [censored] blind or something? Even when reviewing the game they do not see this?

Doghouse, Myers and that Staging Hawkins pukeworthy. Parfait is soft.Gawd I hate Jeelong

Bombers lose, Pies lose, Tigers lose, Cats lose

DEMONS WIN!!!

That's almost as good as it gets (just missed on the Blues)

 


We were a Charlie Curnow goal away from having the perfect weekend. 

 

SUCK ON A BATTERED SAV MOGGIES

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Just maid my day!!!

Careful mate. 
 

Don’t draw the loonies out with this type of stealth humour. 😂😂


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