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NON-MFC: Round 5, 2022

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2 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

After Hawkins gave away the 50m penalty for infringing the protected area, he demonstrated with his hands out. It should have been another 50.

I think you'll find he spoke respectfully and gestured in the universal human mode of communication saying "my eternal apologies precious lord umpire may you live forever."

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    When a player has one of those sideways kicks for goal, the oppo players are supposed to be 10m away. These umps are letting them charge in from 4 and 5 metres.

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    Umpire: "Picks up dissent by scent from 50m away"
    Also Umpire: "No, that wasn't a high tackle from Joel Selwood. How could it be? His name is Selwood!"

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    Is James Brayshaw OK? How do you confuse Joel Selwood for Dangerfield?

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    Go Hawks, you beauty.

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    I'd like to add some balance to this thread

    I hate the Hawks

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    Now that Hawks are going to win I feel bad for cheering for them. [censored] Hawks.

    I don't even want it to be a draw though. Don't want Geelong getting anything

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    I was pretty pumped to think I’d be on to my first round of picking 9 winners in tipping. 
    Enter Geelong. 
     

    Very happy with 8. 😏😏

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    Had money on the hawks

    Might send a cut to Frosty, been great!

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    Fantastic. Feral Cats lose! Woo hoo!

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    Selwood & Libba. Dive on the ball and throw it out in one motion.

    Right in front of the umps.

    Play on.

    Are they [censored] blind or something? Even when reviewing the game they do not see this?

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    Doghouse, Myers and that Staging Hawkins pukeworthy. Parfait is soft.Gawd I hate Jeelong

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    Bombers lose, Pies lose, Tigers lose, Cats lose

    DEMONS WIN!!!

    That's almost as good as it gets (just missed on the Blues)

     

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    We were a Charlie Curnow goal away from having the perfect weekend. 

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    SUCK ON A BATTERED SAV MOGGIES

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    4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Just maid my day!!!

    Careful mate. 
     

    Don’t draw the loonies out with this type of stealth humour. 😂😂

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