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James Brayshaw [censored] me to tears. It's one irrelevant platitude after another. STFU you crashing bore

 

This game is making me wish we get to meet Geelong in finals. I enjoy very much destroying them. 

5 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

O'meara looks like a character from The Thunderbirds

That's why they needed to pull a few strings to get him out of Gold Coast. 

 
3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Remember when we had Frost and now we have May? Good times. 

I reckon Frost is still OK. He's no May though!


Tackling technique of cats is terrible. Just giving away high free kicks and every one has been the right call

4 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Remember when we had Frost and now we have May? Good times. 

Still exciting (in a way) when he bounds off like a frightened gazelle - just glad it isn’t for us. 

11 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

When you order Melbourne off Wish 😂

*Premierships not included (no, none of them)

 
6 minutes ago, Chook said:

I reckon Frost is still OK. He's no May though!

Defensively he’s ok. It’s what he does the rest of the time that makes you want to close your eyes and pray to Jesus 

 

Hawkins and his fat oily thighs are keeping Geelong from bottoming out. He is genuinely the only one not on his last legs. 

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You forget how good we are when you see this tripe.

Is it mandatory to wear a head band in Geelongs defence.


Hawks should be further in front. Unfortunately, and I mean unfortunately, the cats will over run them in second half.

14 minutes ago, Chook said:

I reckon Frost is still OK. He's no May though!

I think he looks better in an average team because he takes the game on, which can look exhilarating but he still does the old “Frost Ball”. I remember there being a lot of angst about him leaving, I would’ve liked him to stay but realistically knew that in a premiership team he’s unlikely to be getting a gig. 

Hawthorn, please thrash Geelong! I can’t stand the Cats! They are so arrogant! They were horrible to us when we were at the bottom. Hawthorn were not much better, but Geelong were probably worse!

Another mint Tom Hawkins decision. Good grief


Ugh this is so hard to watch. Tom Hawkins 🤮

 

3 free kicks

3 goals for Geelong to start the second half

last one to Hawk was a fkking joke

Just now, Jaded No More said:

Umpire 22 a disgrace. 
Hawkins a fat diving cheat

Well said Jaded! 


I hate Tom Hawkins with every fibre of my body, and I hate this umpire abuse rule.

The new rule is resulting the umpires losing respect fast

well done AFL. 

 

Frost free was rubbish and the ensuing 50 was worse. Garbage

 

Lol did umpire 14 pay the 50m penalty because Gunston pointed to some dark clouds in the horizon?

1 minute ago, Chook said:

I hate Tom Hawkins with every fibre of my body, and I hate this umpire abuse rule.

Two things that make me genuinely want to punch something. 


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