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1 minute ago, Mr Steve said:

Grand final replay was the only way Gil could justify a Wednesday Night game. It was all about & and Foxtel. 

The betting agencies made $Millions on Wednesday night 

 
2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Game over already. 

how do the Cats do it every year? They are missing 5 from their 22 too

Because Chris Scott is a very good coach (as well as being very dislikeable)

Ha just looked on social media. Essendon fans saying we look bottom 4, thanks waited 6 months & you play like this & just angry😂

 
Just now, dazzledavey36 said:

What lol

Adelaide were 2 goals up at quarter time and only 2 goals down at at half time. They were absolutely right in the game going into the 3rd quarter. 

The GWS game is absolutely no different to the Hawthorn's 2014 gran final. Both games were were over at quarter time.

All Hawthorn's grand finals the opposition were pretty much done in the first quarter.

We could argue all day Daz

You rate Richmonds 3 in 4 years. I rate it a distant 3rd to Brisbane (1) Whorethorn (2)

 

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Ha just looked on social media. Essendon fans saying we look bottom 4, thanks waited 6 months & you play like this & just angry😂

… and all is good in the world. 


4 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Ha just looked on social media. Essendon fans saying we look bottom 4, thanks waited 6 months & you play like this & just angry😂

...any new players we can poach?

18 minutes ago, Demon Jack said:

Hawkins could kick ten today. Essendon struggling to account for his size and strength.

He might beat Buddy to 1000 goals if this keeps up 

Geelong are averaging a shot on goal every 8th disposal. 

you read that correctly

 

Not sure why people are upset at Geelong doing well.

 

I get a great amount of joy watching them fail badly every September for the last decade and will be glad to see it happen again this year


Essendon have at least stemmed the flow, but they have no firepower in their forward line to kick anything resembling a winning score.

If you are going to get flogged like this might as well play at KP; at least you have an excuse.

It's hilarious watching Essendons preseason hopes and dreams turn to dust. they are getting brutalised

 

Just now, Jontee said:

If you are going to get flogged like this might as well play at KP; at least you have an excuse.

Don't we know about that. Its 21 scoring shots to 6. I think we'll lose top spot


Geriatric cats doing what they do best, beating up on young kids early in season. 

It doesn't take the bomber flogs long to put the boots in !

Just took this of 'Blitz


"what, exactly did we see in rutten when he was given the job as coach, cause, so far today, he has been well and trully outclassed and coached by Scott."

And yes, I reckon "trully" says it all!

Edited by Bitter but optimistic


Cats players must have had an extra bowl of tapioca pudding at the nursing home last night.

Cats will run out of puff later in the season. They always start pretty good.

But I’m pretty surprised at how bad Essendon is. They are making the cats look better than they are.  

Hmmm… what to do… 🤔 

catch up on work that should’ve been done during the week. Or…

Continue to watch Essendon cop a jolly good rogering. 
 

*closes laptop*
*smiles*

 
7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hmmm… what to do… 🤔 

catch up on work that should’ve been done during the week. Or…

Continue to watch Essendon cop a jolly good rogering. 
 

*closes laptop*
*smiles*

 


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