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3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

One of my pre season punts was on Norf to have the least wins in the comp.

Round about way of saying ‘wooden spooners’?

 
1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

so hard to watch, even with fox commentary turned off

We still have WCE and GCS to take it to a lower standard. 

 

actually not a bad crowd, but I reckon nth fans would have thought they'd win. Noble was not happy in the box. 


Kelli Underwood is the worst commentator by the length of the flemington straight

7 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

The worst song in the last 20years. Don't see the appeal at all

I know round one is always rusty with skills especially when the weather is hot or humid, but my god skills so far this round have been subpar. We stand out significantly with our skills. 

 

Gee, Mundy's still a quality player. Could give 400 games a nudge if he wants to play on next year and if his form holds up.

2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i just saw @binman playing for whorethorn.....dinks

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Watching Adelaide and Freo attempting to kick footballs…

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Watching the Hawthorn and North game reminder me so much of 2009 Melbourne when we would battle other bottom 4 teams.

Game littered with skill errors, but was fast and exciting at times.

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

The Crows are [censored] !!!!

And ...... I have a good punt going on Freo!!!!

They will battle it out with Norf and Hawks for the spoon. 


41 minutes ago, ucanchoose said:

Kelli Underwood is the worst commentator by the length of the flemington straight

Agree hence why I listen to the radio when she commentates

Can't watch Freo and Adelaide. Kelli Underwood spoils it for me. Kelli is a commentator at best not a game caller.

Kelli can tell you where the players were born but not where the ball is.

Since when does it mean the Adelaide side is playing the corridor when clearly the are kicking it along the wing 

Since when do Adelaide" open their account "by kicking their second goal 

4 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

Agree hence why I listen to the radio when she commentates

I reckon BT has his name permanently etched on the "Worst Commentator " award!

This will be a demolition, especially if Freo continue to kick straight. 
Adelaide are woeful. 


1 hour ago, Demonland said:

 

I just don't get the appeal. It is such a terrible "song". 

Freo got on the cans at halftime 

21 frees to 9 Crows way. That's a fair leg up.

 
43 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

This will be a demolition, especially if Freo continue to kick straight. 
Adelaide are woeful. 

Freo can't kick straight.  It'll cost them

Lobb's ball drop is atrocious for a forward, or any player for that matter.


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