Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

One of my pre season punts was on Norf to have the least wins in the comp.

Round about way of saying ‘wooden spooners’?

 
1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

so hard to watch, even with fox commentary turned off

We still have WCE and GCS to take it to a lower standard. 

 

actually not a bad crowd, but I reckon nth fans would have thought they'd win. Noble was not happy in the box. 


Kelli Underwood is the worst commentator by the length of the flemington straight

7 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

The worst song in the last 20years. Don't see the appeal at all

I know round one is always rusty with skills especially when the weather is hot or humid, but my god skills so far this round have been subpar. We stand out significantly with our skills. 

 

Gee, Mundy's still a quality player. Could give 400 games a nudge if he wants to play on next year and if his form holds up.

2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i just saw @binman playing for whorethorn.....dinks

?


Watching the Hawthorn and North game reminder me so much of 2009 Melbourne when we would battle other bottom 4 teams.

Game littered with skill errors, but was fast and exciting at times.

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

The Crows are [censored] !!!!

And ...... I have a good punt going on Freo!!!!

They will battle it out with Norf and Hawks for the spoon. 


41 minutes ago, ucanchoose said:

Kelli Underwood is the worst commentator by the length of the flemington straight

Agree hence why I listen to the radio when she commentates

Can't watch Freo and Adelaide. Kelli Underwood spoils it for me. Kelli is a commentator at best not a game caller.

Kelli can tell you where the players were born but not where the ball is.

Since when does it mean the Adelaide side is playing the corridor when clearly the are kicking it along the wing 

Since when do Adelaide" open their account "by kicking their second goal 

4 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

Agree hence why I listen to the radio when she commentates

I reckon BT has his name permanently etched on the "Worst Commentator " award!

This will be a demolition, especially if Freo continue to kick straight. 
Adelaide are woeful. 


1 hour ago, Demonland said:

 

I just don't get the appeal. It is such a terrible "song". 

Freo got on the cans at halftime 

21 frees to 9 Crows way. That's a fair leg up.

 
43 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

This will be a demolition, especially if Freo continue to kick straight. 
Adelaide are woeful. 

Freo can't kick straight.  It'll cost them

Lobb's ball drop is atrocious for a forward, or any player for that matter.


Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.

Featured Content

  • DRAFT: The Next Generation

    It was not long after the announcement that Melbourne's former number 1 draft pick Tom Scully was departing the club following 31 games and two relatively unremarkable seasons to join expansion team, the Greater Western Giants, on a six-year contract worth about $6 million, that a parody song based on Adele's hit "Someone Like You" surfaced on social media. The artist expressed lament over Scully's departure in song, culminating in the promise, "Never mind, we'll find someone like you," although I suspect that the undertone of bitterness in this version exceeded that of the original.

      • Clap
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 7 replies
  • AFLW REPORT: Brisbane

    A steamy Springfield evening set the stage for a blockbuster top-four clash between two AFLW heavyweights. Brisbane, the bookies’ favourites, hosted Melbourne at a heaving Brighton Homes Arena, with 5,022 fans packing in—the biggest crowd for a Melbourne game this season. It was the 11th meeting between these fierce rivals, with the Dees holding a narrow 6–4 edge. But while the Lions brought the chaos and roared loudest, the Demons aren’t done yet.

      • Thanks
    • 5 replies
  • Welcome to Demonland: Picks 7 & 8

    The Demons have acquired two first round picks in Picks 7 & 8 in the 2025 AFL National Draft.

      • Clap
      • Love
      • Like
    • 481 replies
  • Farewell Clayton Oliver

    The Demons have traded 4 time Club Champion Clayton Oliver to the GWS Giants for a Future Third Rounder whilst paying a significant portion of his salary each year.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 2,051 replies
  • Farewell Christian Petracca

    The Demons have traded Norm Smith Medalist Christian Petracca to the Gold Coast Suns for 3 First Round Draft Picks.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 1,742 replies
  • Welcome to Demonland: Jack Steele

    In a late Trade the Demons have secured the services of St. Kilda Captain Jack Steele in a move to bolster their midfield in the absence of Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver.

      • Thumb Down
    • 325 replies

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.