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I’m very lucky, got to watch a fantastic game last night. Now something to really look forward to.

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2 hours ago, gs77 said:

That has dead-set put the icing on the cake for me.Ā 

A shout out too to that mob painting their front fence. That is dedication. I love it!Ā  Contemplated doing the same when mowing the lawn this morning, but really can't afford the divorce.Ā 

Shout out to the mob sitting near the fence with their face painted in Perth, the Ā girl eating the popcorn and I think her brother tearing up at the end.Ā 

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Just now, SA_Demon said:

I’m very lucky, got to watch a fantastic game last night. Now something to really look forward to.

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Fingers crossed you get a ticket and you see what we’re all dying to see.

19 minutes ago, DeezNuts said:

Richo tried to hit on my ex-gf at a bar in Prahran when I was still back in Melbourne, he did well, but nevertheless she stayed true (for a few months anyways). But I digress… I still love Richo as his commentary is usually on point, love the guy TBH.

I don’t think you guys are talking about the same Richo (?)


4 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

Shout out to the mob sitting near the fence with their face painted in Perth, the Ā girl eating the popcorn and I think her brother tearing up at the end.Ā 

Pop corn girl was all of us last night.

8 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Port and dogs must be worried about our current form.

Read a comment earlier from a Port supporter saying they weren’t sure if they wanted to win or not tonight after watching us last night. I’ll take any compliment for now.

[censored] off Cats. Don’t cheapen our win by saying you had the sniffles. Once you step out on the pitch you are fit to play

whinging pusssies

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10 minutes ago, AmsterdamDeesFan said:

Pop corn girl was all of us last night.

My popcorn was 5%-13.5% alcoholic beverages.

The Demi God, Max Gawn, offered a smorgasbord of treats. It was an awesome feast had by the hungry demons.

Had the pleasure of meeting plenty of interstate people yesterday - great to extend on the Demon Family.Ā 

Words can't describe it. Pretty bloody horse today.

I had a laugh when Bayley Fritsch kicks from the back flank up to Petracca on the wing ! A classic case of how we owned the game and trying to counter anything we did was futile.Ā  There was some great defence viewing when were kicking to the opposite end - extraordinary.

GO DEESĀ 


You know every neutral supporter is on the demon bandwagon when you see a GWS supporter going off his absolute nut at Maxy clunking a huge mark in the forward lineĀ 

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1 minute ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Dangerfield was sick in the last quarter of round 23 and now half the team were sick during the prelim.

Yeah I did hear that as well. Only so many times you can roll that one out.

26 minutes ago, DubDee said:

[censored] off Cats. Don’t cheapen our win by saying you had the sniffles. Once you step out on the pitch you are fit to play

whinging pusssies

There’s been a misunderstanding, someone mixed up their gout and blood pressure medication with Viagra, the old boys didn’t know what was happening


4 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Dangerfield was sick in the last quarter of round 23 and now half the team were sick during the prelim.

Pathetic from the Cats. They are so arrogant they just can’t admit we were far better.Ā 

before the game, they were trotting out the narrative around us choking in prelims. At least we didn’t make up excuses for the WC loss

1 minute ago, BrisbaneDemon said:

There’s been a misunderstanding, someone mixed up their gout and blood pressure medication with Viagra, the old boys didn’t know what was happening

The Viagra got stuck in their throat apparently. They’ve had a stiff neck ever since

ah-thank-you!

Dare I say it, but what was with the grease on Hawkins and Selwoods shoulders…?!!!Ā 
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they even try to cheat with LUBE…

4 minutes ago, BrisbaneDemon said:

There’s been a misunderstanding, someone mixed up their gout and blood pressure medication with Viagra, the old boys didn’t know what was happening

At least they won't roll out of bed!

47 minutes ago, Beetle said:

Alan Richardson mate.

Oops, definitely not Alan, most certainly Matthew..


11 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

You know every neutral supporter is on the demon bandwagon when you see a GWS supporter going off his absolute nut at Maxy clunking a huge mark in the forward lineĀ 

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I seriously thought it was Toby Greene when I saw that live. I was bemused that an current AFL player of a different team would be going so bananas.

28 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

My popcorn was 5%-13.5% alcoholic beverages.

Mine too 🤣

I still can’t believe Petty is only 21….!

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1 hour ago, Mickey said:

Well that explains it then.

NOW WHERE IS MY VIOLIN.Ā 

Scott and the team are full of excuses when it doesn’t go his way PATHETIC.Ā 

1 hour ago, Demonland said:

Which Virus?

Even if not the C-word it's irresponsible if our players are exposed to a bug.Ā 

It sounds like they were sick on Wednesday. Jeremy Cameron apparently did a Twitch stream on Thursday which was supposed to be on Wednesday and mentioned he needed time off on the Wednesday or something.

They were all then apparently cleared to play last night.

I'm not entirely convinced they were labouring under any issues last night.

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