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4 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Guthrie reminds me of Tim Minchin.

Same desperate need for a hairbrush. 

 
11 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Eric Hipwood has the high cheek bones of a young Michelle Pfeiffer.

I know his brother. Handy tennis player
 

 

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Interesting game. We shall see if the bears can play 4 quarters. I hate girlong but not writing them off yet though.


Geelong need to settle down and not get sucked into the fight. they are getting enough field position to be much closer than they are

 

I've been in favour of keeping as much distance between ourselves and the interstate sides in order to avoid an interstate final but tonight I wouldn't mind seeing Brisbane win just for the hell of it. It might seem unlikely but who's to say another mini covid outbreak in the metropolitan area won't see a final where Geelong are the higher placed team being moved down the highway to get a near capacity crowd. 

Have to hand it to Neale. I’ve never been a big fan but his shoulder is farrked and he hasn’t complained, still copped the main tag and has made a big difference. Real courage and toughness 

 
1 hour ago, Kick_It_To_Pickett said:

Commentators for this game. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

James Brayshaw the worst, most boring bloke on TV

Brayshaw is the second worst. BT is the worst.


Unbelievable home team favouritism by umps AGAIN. 

I hate the cats but the lions are getting the absolute run from the maggots.  
 

Cats get it at their home. Eagles are definitely another team that gets the extra benefit at home from the umps. 

6 minutes ago, Better days ahead said:

Brayshaw is the second worst. BT is the worst.

The guy can not speak without shouting.

3 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Unbelievable home team favouritism by umps AGAIN. 

I hate the cats but the lions are getting the absolute run from the maggots.  
 

Cats get it at their home. Eagles are definitely another team that gets the extra benefit at home from the umps. 

Cameron drops the mark. And still paid it!! Wow. Opsm!!!

Our run home : 

Bombers MCG

Giants MCG

PORT AO

Hawks MCG

Suns MS

Dogs MCG

Eagles OS 

Crows MCG

Cats GMHBA

4 tough games against top 8 sides still to come, I forgot we played the dogs again.

In short I would love a guaranteed top 2 spot locked away before rd 23.

Edited by Bombay Airconditioning


18 minutes ago, Better days ahead said:

Brayshaw is the second worst. BT is the worst.

At least BT generates excitement, even if he is a [censored]. What’s with Brayshaw’s awkward minutes of silence 

10 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Our run home : 

Bombers MCG

Giants MCG

PORT AO

Hawks MCG

Suns MS

Dogs MCG

Eagles OS 

Crows MCG

Cats GMHBA

4 tough games against top 8 sides still to come, I forgot we played the dogs again.

In short I would love a guaranteed top 2 spot locked away before rd 23.

Yep, it would essentially be like having to play an extra final at the cattery in round 23.

1 minute ago, Brownie said:

Yep, it would essentially be like having to play an extra final at the cattery in round 23.

A nice Covid outbreak in Geelong only prior to round 23 would be handy ?

Edited by Jaded

2 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Yep, it would essentially be like having to play an extra final at the cattery in round 23.

Good practice leading up to the finals all being well.
May have to play the Cats in week one of the finals but at least if we did it’d be at the MCG ?

4 minutes ago, Jaded said:

A nice Covid outbreak in Geelong only prior to round 23 would be handy ?

A “nice” covid outbreak ?


7 minutes ago, Jaded said:

A nice Covid outbreak in Geelong only prior to round 23 would be handy ?

Be careful what you wish for. The Labor government would s4ite the bed and lock us down for a month and cancel all finals in Melbourne. 

27 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Unbelievable home team favouritism by umps AGAIN. 

I hate the cats but the lions are getting the absolute run from the maggots.  
 

Cats get it at their home. Eagles are definitely another team that gets the extra benefit at home from the umps. 

24 free kicks each. Did you miss the 9 straight frees to the cats in the second Q to try to get them back into it?

lions overall probably getting a better go with the umps but hardly unbelievable favouristism. The Lions have smashed the Cats, gone harder 

If you were just looking at the stats for this game you could be excused for thinking the scores would be flipped. Geelong are leading in nearly all the key stats

 
1 hour ago, The heart beats true said:

Eric Hipwood has the high cheek bones of a young Michelle Pfeiffer.

Yes!  I was trying to think who he reminded me of. You are spot on.

Hard to win up at the Gabba....unless your us.

Seriously ....need more vision of Chris Scott.......


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