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GAMEDAY: Rd 11 vs Western Bulldogs

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My husband: Bruce has the face of a [censored] you punch at a nightclub 

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    Basil Fawlty’s doppelgänger thought he’d kick a bag tonight. Three goals a bag does not make. 

    hey guys .... fat lady ain't singing yet.

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    Ch7 playing Tool on the broadcast. The world isn’t such a bad place these days :)

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    Unside 30 points.  Last week it was lost in a few minutes.  Weid should have kicked that gift.


    If Weid was AFL standard he would have kicked that goal. Very disappointed 

    Just noticed the Footscray water boys/people are bringing bowls of water out to boys rather than plastic bottles.

    Oh I see,  they prefer to lick their water

    Dishlickers Suck! - if you can.

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    Just now, monoccular said:

    hey guys .... fat lady ain't singing yet.

    But she sure is limbering up dem vocal chords. 


    It's very low key in the commentary box, almost as if this wasn't supposed to happen, as if the commentary team wasn't prepared for a Melbourne win. What do you reckon BT? [censored] moron

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    Salem has been below par, trying to be too cute tonight

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    Commentators make me want to throw up

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    Looking nearly safe now.  2 minutes, 5 goals

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