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9 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Naughton out. Man down. 
Come on Failmantle!

I was rather hoping it was...

... "Lobb out.  Freo a man up!  Come on Freo!"

Umpires must volunteer at the RSPCA. They love Doggies.

 
Just now, Dame Gaga said:

Umpires must volunteer at the RSPCA. They love Doggies.

Been that way for a few years now.


Can the dogs just put us out of our misery!?!

 

Their backline is commendable. Everything else is hot garbage. I swear they remind me so much of Melbourne. 

Reckon I'd prefer waterboarding over this - Freo will hang in there just enough to maintain the torture.


22 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I reckon I know. HOW THE PHUCCCK COULD WE HAVE LET FREO AND SWANS BEAT US?????????? 

MFC PSYCHO BASKET CASE CLUB!

Picket you might wanna ease up on the sauce bro.  You'll end up with the usual MFC hangover plus your own self inflicted one and i'm bettin' that aint gonna be a pretty outcome!

Just now, Cheesy D. Pun said:

Reckon I'd prefer waterboarding over this - Freo will hang in there just enough to maintain the torture.

I know. I was hoping to watch a movie by now, knowing this season is done. 
Instead I need to waste another 30 minutes watching this [censored]. 

Schultz is an absolute spud. Dead set he has butchered every single kick going forward.


1 minute ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Freo don't deserve to have us play finals

Not good enough to rely on. 

Umpires [censored] love the Dogs. What a joke. 

Bloody hell the Bulldogs throws give me the [censored]. Fyfe is a bloody good player.


7 hours ago, Pickett2Jackson said:

Exacctly.

How can we not deserve to be in the 8 if we are in the 8?  If you are in there you are 

I think the presumption that one team or the other would perform better in the finals is valid, but one team being more deserving is a furphy...which I just happen to be drinking right now.

2 minutes ago, FireInTheBennelly said:

Why are the dogs always allowed to throw the ball? Every time I see them it's the same.

They have got that skill down to a fine art - the tossers.

 

Lol, we’re still getting pinged for down the field 

No Taberner has really hurt them , and us.

We should’ve been allowed to lend them Tom McDonald


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