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1 minute ago, Dr evil said:

Basically just says Dees in the Box seat to land Smith and Brown without giving up much. 

Wonder if Jay Clark gets his info from me? 

Could you be his mentor?

 
On 10/27/2020 at 9:28 AM, Dr evil said:

Relax guys, he's coming. Issac Smith will be a demon in 2021 and a seriously good inclusion for us. 

If you are wrong Doc, Uncle Bitters and I will come over and give your maid a new hairdo!!

2 minutes ago, adonski said:

Could you be his mentor?

Shhhh... people just stopped having a crack at me about that haha

 
1 minute ago, picket fence said:

If you are wrong Doc, Uncle Bitters and I will come over and give your maid a new hairdo!!

Don't you dare threaten me with a good time picket 

Just hurry up and announce it Smitty ya [censored]!

In all seriousness I can't wait to see him in red and blue next year!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

New minute, requests trade to Geelong.. 


Geelong are just going to hold on for as long as humanly possible to the world's oldest surviving list, until they completely fall apart. What a dumb strategy. If they won a flag recently, I would be convinced, but they can't get there with such an old list, and every year they don't get fresh legs in, their mature players get a year older and slower. It's just baffling. 

Just now, Jaded said:

Geelong are just going to hold on for as long as humanly possible to the world's oldest surviving list, until they completely fall apart. What a dumb strategy. If they won a flag recently, I would be convinced, but they can't get there with such an old list, and every year they don't get fresh legs in, their mature players get a year older and slower. It's just baffling. 

Lets hope they don't get Smith. We get him and they become the Adelaide of 2018 next year!!

 

1 minute ago, Demon Forever said:

I have said it for a while now. No he won’t. Hope I’m wrong

Don’t you find it suspicious that Jordan who speaks to smith all the time didn’t include us as part of his discussion on grandfinal day?

14 minutes ago, Dr evil said:

Lol! Issac Smith will be a demon in 2021. 

If you were a Stock I’d be sell, sell, selling. 

stephanie ruhle yes GIF


If we don't get Smith, we should push for Tom Phillips hard, we need another winger to help Langdon. Not getting Smith wouldn't be the end of the world, Phillips is a lot younger and we would get more years out of him.


1 minute ago, Demonland said:

 

Just what the Cats need.  Another ageing veteran on his way out to balance out their ageing list ???

Just now, pewpewpew said:

@Dr evil FAIL !!!!

Credibility gone !!!

Oh right, he's in a cats polo is he? hahaha seriously i know how badly people want me to be wrong about this, but wait and see. 

Dr. Evil Vs Tom Morris

A crucial battle in the context of Demonland's 'trade-breaker' league ladder - @Ethan Tremblay being the reigning premier.

 
Just now, Dr evil said:

Oh right, he's in a cats polo is he? hahaha seriously i know how badly people want me to be wrong about this, but wait and see. 

I have faith in your contacts, but it could be that despite previous utterances to the Melbourne camp he's changed his mind.

2 minutes ago, Dr evil said:

Oh right, he's in a cats polo is he? hahaha seriously i know how badly people want me to be wrong about this, but wait and see. 

Unfortunately you may be right Dr.  However, the outcome will be very much wrong if so.... for us.


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