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Supporting this team is a waste of time and money. 

 
 

We didn’t deserve to win, papely has made it out of desperate pathetic reach


Why are we suddenly putting effort in now?

Where was this for 3 quarters?

Still can't kick though.

21 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

The coaches don't coach for arm tackles, kicking on someone's head, not chasing

It's always easy to blame the coaches, they are sent out with a game plan, up to now the players have failed to execute it

The only 2 who can hold head up at the moment are Langdon and Tomlinson

Apologist 

60m out with a 50m penalty is edge of goal square last time I looked

 

Ah well at least we can sack goody. [censored] dumb [censored] worst selections [censored] dumbass 

We deserve what we get.

Langdon misses an easy shot at one end, and we are punished at the other.

Which sucks because Langdon has just about been our best today.


To think some people penciled us in for a 10 goal win tonight.

No urgency Oscar....just trot along mate. You dropped the mark, it's ok...You do it all the time.


1 minute ago, Brownie said:

who's our skills and kicking coach?

A ruckman. 

JFC Maxy


Pathetic. hand on heart I believe my skills are better than most of the dees players. not all but most 

Langons and Gawns kicking lol

The lack of leadership in this team is staggering.

1 minute ago, KysaiahMessiah said:

60m out with a 50m penalty is edge of goal square last time I looked

Still would have missed 


1 minute ago, Buzzy said:

Why are we suddenly putting effort in now?

Where was this for 3 quarters?

Still can't kick though.

They don’t give a [censored]

Max has literally done nothing to fix his stupid run out to the right with his set shots.

Sh*ts me.

Lol I've seen that kick from Max before.

 
1 minute ago, KysaiahMessiah said:

60m out with a 50m penalty is edge of goal square last time I looked

Fair go - it's not like they have a clear marking on the field to judge a 50m distance... oh wait.


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