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Fritta's having another mare.  What an awful season in the main so far.  One trick pony and nowhere when the ball hits the deck.

 

not a finals team. simples.

too inconsistent from week to week, quarter to quarter

sometimes I think they just like losing. a bit like us i suppose

 


May copped q knock early but wow. What a shocking performance so far.

 

Wow Gawn and May couldn’t mark between them

2 minutes ago, FireInTheBennelly said:

Sweet. the power move at half time was to throw Oscar forward and team instructions to bomb it high into the 50. What could possibly go wrong?

our forward entries are like a 14 year old boy at a blue light disco.


Brown is a witches hat

And again, they are able to get their hands on it when it hits the deck inside their 50.

For us, they look like they have about 10 players on to 2 when it happens our way.


The ball use is a disgrace. 

I'm off the pub to view some Skimpies.

When did Aliir Aliir learn how to play football, but he is killing it. Hang your heads in shame Melbourne players. Skills are no good.

Omac inside f50. Lost at selection. How can the demonland faithful see it but the men paid big dollars can’t? FMD 


Now that’s how you coach, turn the game into a scrap when against the wind.

Goodwin outcoached again trying t of go head to head against the wind as usual

Richardson has earring hi money for the year by helping us with our narrow win against the saints, he’s sitting back now

 

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