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NON MFC: Round 15

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6 minutes ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

i saw that on reddit re bruce too! you almost couldn't believe it was true, could you?

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I feel like the Crows v Hawks game is a win/win situation to watch. Either Hawks become the only team to lose to a truly awful (Neeld level) team, or the Crows botch this lead and end up going the season without a win.

 
1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

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This is why the Internet was invented. Fantastic!

Just now, Pates said:

I feel like the Crows v Hawks game is a win/win situation to watch. Either Hawks become the only team to lose to a truly awful (Neeld level) team, or the Crows botch this lead and end up going the season without a win.

A Hawks loss is also good for us re. their 2nd round draft pick we got for Frost. ?


Watching Hawthorn lose to the winless Crows, no matter if there tanking or not is so Melbourne but so much more enjoyable. Long may it continue, hopefully a minimum of 50 years of being rubbish and irrelevant.

 

And I should add having Derm as one of the commentators is an added bonus. 

Enjoy Scully and Frawley! ?

9 minutes ago, gs77 said:

A Hawks loss is also good for us re. their 2nd round draft pick we got for Frost. ?

Another positive is that dermie had to sit through and commentate that game 


15 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

To demonstrate just how wacky Bruce has got with his rhetorical questions, here’s a breakdown of everything from the Carlton v Collingwood match on Sunday.

 

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You would think he’d ask less rhetorical questions, wouldn’t you?

2018 final was better but gee i'm enjoying this match.  So many arrogant Hawk fans getting to eat some more humble pie

Just now, Delusional demon 82 said:

Another positive is that dermie had to sit through and commentate that game 

Beat me to it trout ?

Took Crows to beat the WHores in a multi. With Mel,Suns,Filth.

If West Coast win all -Angel Dust and West Caost Coolers are on me at Rydges hotel suite 66.

All invited.

 

Clarko:  making Adelaide look like West Coast!

Oh joy to watch those stuck up whankers at Glenferrie suck a big fat one.


Tanking is pretty pointless without the priority pick. The difference between pick 3 and 5, negligible. 

16 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

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Hilarious and painfully true.

I think Broooce is struggling to commentate from home, and this is the only way he can make sure others take the baton or are kept involved.  Notice its Doesn’t he, Hame? To redirect the traffic.

He is a fail this year.  Gets on the nerves at least 85% of the time (up from 70%last year)

14 minutes ago, gs77 said:

A Hawks loss is also good for us re. their 2nd round draft pick we got for Frost. ?

We will get a pick in early 20’s for Frost?!

result!

 

Maybe hawthorn arn't too serious with their selections but they are not tanking the game. They are not good enough. Chow chow.

23 hours ago, FarNorthernD said:

I hope Adelaide break their losing streak with a thrashing of Hawthorn. Those superior Hawthorn supporters can suck on that loss for a bit

Happy days


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