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NON MFC: Round 13

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  • GCS d Carl
  • Dees d Bulldogs
  • Port d Hawks
  • Ess ??? d Rich ??? because I don't want Tigers to make top 4 and have double chance
  • Syd d Freo
  • Crows d Cats
  • Lions d Saints
  • Eagles d Giants
  • North d Pies

Based on dislike of the other team or these winners help our finals chances

 

Edited by Lucifer's Hero

 

Carlton are more of a threat to spots in the 8, but I still think they'll win tonight.  Probably by 8/10ths of one point.

Obviously Demons going to slap the Doggies down and go a game and 25% ahead of them.

Port will despatch Hawthorn because Port wins change nothing and Hawthorn losses bring happiness to little orphan kids everywhere.

Essendon will upset Richmond just because lols and that would put us ahead of Richmond.  Also, it will be hilarious watching the Bombers finish just outside the eight year after year after year and constantly saying 'but we beat some good teams so really we're the best'.

Fremantle may or may not beat the legless one-winged Swans.  They ought to, but they are still Fremantle.

Adelaide vs Geelong is nobody's business.

Lions will reinforce the question mark on St Kilda's credibility in finals.

West Coast will, on the one hand, help our buffer in the eight, on the other hand probably lock us out of the top 4.

Collingwood will somehow manage to bugger it up against North and find themselves just barely in the 8.

 

I've put a decent (current limited resources notwithstanding) wager on a Suns / Dees double!

Grange if I win, chateau cardboard if I lose - nah it'll be the Grange.


Just have a sneaky feeling suns will cause a huge upset and win by 11 points. 

Don’t reckon the Suns winning is much of an upset. They are around the same level as the blues
 

and anyone that’ll be cheering the bombers on, you should be ashamed!

 
3 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Don’t reckon the Suns winning is much of an upset. They are around the same level as the blues
 

and anyone that’ll be cheering the bombers on, you should be ashamed!

Hope you noticed the ?(vomiting emojis) for both Ess and Rich...

... I just want to see that smug look wiped off Dimwit's face...

I hope the suns win by a point.


2 minutes ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

Hope you noticed the ?(vomiting emojis) for both Ess and Rich...

... I just want to see that smug look wiped off Dimwit's face...

I did mate but still. Would be sweet to see Dimma eat some humble pie. He should be embarrassed. But my hatred for Essendon seemingly knows no bounds!

10 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

... kicked after the siren from a dodgy free kick.

And dodgy 50m penalty. 

Blatant tanking from the Hawks


Carlton will destroy GC17 coming off a 4 day break and having to play in 30 degree heat and humidity.

I love the fact that there are games played in Darwin but bloody hell the weather just makes the games horrible to watch.

Are they playing with a wet piece of soap ?


43 minutes ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

keeping frostball in and bringing back $cully and the general?

Bringing Scully in could be counted as tanking I guess. 
more talking about the amount of injuries that are popping up since they’re out of finals. Some genuine obviously. Now Gunston out too. 
watch the ‘injuries’ mount up. 
more kids make their debut. 

Worst game of season.

yawn

 

Horrible game.

Bruce commentating.

It's the pits.

Btw, since when was Newnes name pronounced Noones ?

Or is he like Jaeger O'Meara, who doesn't know how to correctly pronounce either of his names ?


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