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GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs Port Adelaide

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Umpires are having a laugh now 

12 soft frees in a row 

 

Actually not sure what the free for Byrne Jones was for 

 
6 minutes ago, dee-tox said:

Lockhart, Lever and Petracca the only ones to break even.

Gawn, Viney, McDonald are not leaders' bootlaces.

6 clangers to petracca 


Why can their forwards Mark everything and our plonkers can’t get a sniff. 

4 minutes ago, Elegt said:

Trading a first rounder for koz was a mistake too

Keeps getting promoted to for trash like this, no wonder we are where we are. We have an assistant coach acting as our GM.

 

How isn’t that a free to Jackson with Hartlett sitting on him for 5 secs after the play has gone. 


One positive.   We cannot get much worse

Max stop kicking. 

Georgoadis looks a gun and Jason Taylor thought he was getting him in the 30s, terrible recruiting after identifying an elite talent.

8 minutes ago, wizardinoz said:

Should have played Jetta & dropped Salems [censored]

Salem needs a rocket


Just now, 640MD said:

One positive.   We cannot get much worse

We can get belted by the only winless team next week. 

Power players laughing. Bruise free anyone

I can’t think of anything else negative to say.

Goodwins depress conference will be riveting. 

The weird thing is about our forward line that Joel Smith and Mitch Brown led our goal kicking in the pre season games .

One hasn’t been played all year and one is a reserve backline player.

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Pa players seem to either shake our tackles off or even when they stick, they seem to handball effectively.

Georgiades went 6 picks after Pickett in last years draft... and they say talls usually take longer!

 

Have we got a decent assistant who can coach the year out?

Not you Alan.


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