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GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs Port Adelaide

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Hey we actually got some run of half back. What a crazy idea

 
1 minute ago, Coq au vin said:

Yes it has! It just rebounds out of there due to our lack of skills.

Coming from the poor disposal from the midfielders. 

6 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Ball has come inside 50 7 times in two quarters. Unsure what a FF is meant to be doing with that sizzling stat. 

Well he could leave his opponent ...come down the ground and take a mark or lay a bump ffs.


1 minute ago, GCDee said:

Anyone notice lever no longer goes for marks. Just punches everything or goes one handed at everything 

He's been a disaster

 

Lol look at goody with the magnets.... No clue ?

 
1 minute ago, GCDee said:

Anyone notice lever no longer goes for marks. Just punches everything or goes one handed at everything 

wouldn't want damage both hands, wouldn't be able to get all that money he gets paid out of the atm.

7 minutes ago, Gunna’s said:

It hasn’t been in the forward line for him to a) kick goals b) defensive pressure

Yes it has! It just rebounds out of there due to our lack of skills.


This is pointless, kicking goals now.  It'll just take the heat off.

Lose big with pride you cowards.

1 minute ago, Hogan2014 said:

Not sure how Bartlett & Pert want $$ from members etc to serve this rubbish... afl season is rooted but that aside Goody is failing badly & should hand the keys back at season end if he can’t fix this..  Very unfair to burn another list & bring on more misery to its supporters 

I almost didn’t  pay this year but reneged 

inclined not to renew next year unless Goodwin goes 

 

Just now, leave it to deever said:

Well he could leave his opponent ...come down the ground and take a mark or lay a bump ffs.

I’m fairly sure players don’t just do what they feel like from a positional perspective. We have Jackson and Tmac playing high. 
 

Watching Goodwin move magnets on this board all I can think of is the Titanic. 

Putrid doesn’t feel like a negative enough word to describe this performance. Any suggestions?

FFS. We have 1, read 1, Injury. 

 Goodwin can’t survive this year as Coach. 


Is Goodwin still at the ground? Has he been in the bog taking a [censored] for the last 90 minutes? What is going on?! Do something you pelican!

I actually think Sparrow is going OK. Lever is our best, no point pointing finger at forward line that last passage was the only clean ball inside 50 tonight

Just now, Return to Glory said:

He's been a disaster

 

He was great before his ACL with us... But geese he is too slow to play on a small, to weak to play on the big boys. If he isn't intercept marking he is a liability 

1 minute ago, GCDee said:

Lol look at goody with the magnets.... No clue ?

Robot Reaction GIF


Wow, Adelaide have a game to look forward to.

Has a winless team ever started favourite?

4 minutes ago, Deesprate said:

Goodwin should be sacked immediately.there will not be a club whilst this guy here. As a paying member for 40 years I refuse to put one more cent in while he is coach

Do we have to start up a go fund me page to pay him out.

worst coach and game plan ever.

2 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

He's been a disaster

 

Overrated by everyone on here. People actually thought it was a good idea to gift Adelaide 2 first rounders for him

 

alright boys runners on the bus is empty we are running back to our hotel

1 minute ago, Radar Detector said:

Putrid doesn’t feel like a negative enough word to describe this performance. Any suggestions?

It’d be censored and I’d be thrown off the site.


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