GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs Port Adelaide

[WA Demon Boy 966]

Max you need to dig in here mate

Take the game by the scruff you're up against a bum 

[Satan 2,881]

Ffs htb

[Demonland 73,140]

That was a quick HTB call  

[Wiseblood 24,637]

1 minute ago, Demonland said:

I’ll have what he’s having. 

Jump on board, Andy.

Ignorance is bliss.

[DubDee 26,117]

At least the umps are on our side so far

[Whispering_Jack 30,640]

Time in forward half -

Melbourne 55%

Port Adelaide 45%

[Demon Disciple 12,273]

3 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Call in sick tomorrow. Be a good citizen. Never has calling in sick been more heroic. 

you'll even get paid $300 to do it!

[leave it to deever 17,517]

Dont panic we are kicking to the scoring end now.

[Adam The God 30,407]

By the way, Salem continues to show us why he'll never make it as a midfielder. So soft.

[Wiseblood 24,637]

Just now, Whispering_Jack said:

Time in forward half -

Melbourne 55%

Port Adelaide 45%

Time being frustrated -

Melbourne fans - 50 years

Port fans - 1 week

[praha 11,240]

Spent the quarter counting because I'm a loser.

That's the 20th goalless quarter of Goodwin's coaching career. 

[WA Demon Boy 966]

How is that not ball against wines???!!! I mean honestly!@@@@@ 

[titan_uranus 25,043]

Just now, loges said:

The reason we're only 3 goals behind is the short quarters

It's mainly our backline standing up relatively well.

Most of their inside 50s have been delivered with zero pressure because of our turnovers. To have only conceded 3 goals, it could have been so much worse.

[Buzzy 992]

Perfect way to start the quarter.

Handball error then holding the ball.  ?

[GCDee 3,199]

Two different rules for each team.... HTB is so [censored] 

[Kiss of Death 755]

Holding the F****ing man around the ball up ffs

[Deefensive Language 124]

When I watch Melbourne play a quarter like this I can't help but think about when Pacific Island nations like Vanuatu play Australia in World Cup qualifiers and get smashed 15-0 like a training drill.

Even when the Bulldogs get smashed like last night they still play what seems like relatively normal football.

Melbourne is just completely irrelevant on nights like tonight

[Demonland 73,140]

Again we hit up a defender going forward. 

[Fork 'em 6,991]

FMD.

[Megatron 886]

At least holding the ball is a new rule this week. Did anyone else get the memo?

[Graeme Yeats' Mullet 6,778]

Send Tmac back loose...

[Jaded No More 68,973]

Back line constantly out of position. Our midfielders are just jogging like they’re on a [censored] vacation. 
Game over I believe. 

[leave it to deever 17,517]

Isnt May on Westoff?

[Pates 9,660]

Tom McDonald not getting to the contests, seriously he is giving nothing right now.

[WA Demon Boy 966]

I mean honestly Westhoff has the worst game last week and now he chops us up

I hate this game and beginning to hate club