Max you need to dig in here mate

Take the game by the scruff you're up against a bum 

Ffs htb

That was a quick HTB call  

1 minute ago, Demonland said:

I’ll have what he’s having. 

Jump on board, Andy.

Ignorance is bliss.

At least the umps are on our side so far

Time in forward half -

Melbourne 55%

Port Adelaide 45%

3 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Call in sick tomorrow. Be a good citizen. Never has calling in sick been more heroic. 

you'll even get paid $300 to do it!

Dont panic we are kicking to the scoring end now.

By the way, Salem continues to show us why he'll never make it as a midfielder. So soft.

Just now, Whispering_Jack said:

Time in forward half -

Melbourne 55%

Port Adelaide 45%

Time being frustrated -

Melbourne fans - 50 years

Port fans - 1 week

Spent the quarter counting because I'm a loser.

That's the 20th goalless quarter of Goodwin's coaching career. 

How is that not ball against wines???!!! I mean honestly!@@@@@ 

Just now, loges said:

The reason we're only 3 goals behind is the short quarters

It's mainly our backline standing up relatively well.

Most of their inside 50s have been delivered with zero pressure because of our turnovers. To have only conceded 3 goals, it could have been so much worse.

Perfect way to start the quarter.

Handball error then holding the ball.  ?

Two different rules for each team.... HTB is so [censored] 

Holding the F****ing man around the ball up ffs

When I watch Melbourne play a quarter like this I can't help but think about when Pacific Island nations like Vanuatu play Australia in World Cup qualifiers and get smashed 15-0 like a training drill.

Even when the Bulldogs get smashed like last night they still play what seems like relatively normal football.

Melbourne is just completely irrelevant on nights like tonight

Again we hit up a defender going forward. 

FMD.

At least holding the ball is a new rule this week. Did anyone else get the memo?

Send Tmac back loose...

Back line constantly out of position. Our midfielders are just jogging like they’re on a [censored] vacation. 
Game over I believe. 

Isnt May on Westoff?

Tom McDonald not getting to the contests, seriously he is giving nothing right now.

I mean honestly Westhoff has the worst game last week and now he chops us up

I hate this game and beginning to hate club