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1 minute ago, Demonland said:

I’ll have what he’s having. 

Jump on board, Andy.

Ignorance is bliss.

At least the umps are on our side so far


3 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Call in sick tomorrow. Be a good citizen. Never has calling in sick been more heroic. 

you'll even get paid $300 to do it!

 

By the way, Salem continues to show us why he'll never make it as a midfielder. So soft.

Just now, Whispering_Jack said:

Time in forward half -

Melbourne 55%

Port Adelaide 45%

Time being frustrated -

Melbourne fans - 50 years

Port fans - 1 week


Spent the quarter counting because I'm a loser.

That's the 20th goalless quarter of Goodwin's coaching career. 

Just now, loges said:

The reason we're only 3 goals behind is the short quarters

It's mainly our backline standing up relatively well.

Most of their inside 50s have been delivered with zero pressure because of our turnovers. To have only conceded 3 goals, it could have been so much worse.

Perfect way to start the quarter.

Handball error then holding the ball.  ?

Two different rules for each team.... HTB is so [censored] 


When I watch Melbourne play a quarter like this I can't help but think about when Pacific Island nations like Vanuatu play Australia in World Cup qualifiers and get smashed 15-0 like a training drill.

Even when the Bulldogs get smashed like last night they still play what seems like relatively normal football.

Melbourne is just completely irrelevant on nights like tonight

FMD.

At least holding the ball is a new rule this week. Did anyone else get the memo?


Back line constantly out of position. Our midfielders are just jogging like they’re on a [censored] vacation. 
Game over I believe. 

 

Tom McDonald not getting to the contests, seriously he is giving nothing right now.


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