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When we beat Brisbane, I will....

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Be one tip up because it seems no other bugger is as confident as me. 

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    Book my flight back for the Granny!!!

    Oh... no.

     

     

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    Be content for the next week.

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    Enjoy a nice single malt

     

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    Take a tipple from my special cognac for the second week in a row.  It's been a while since that happened.

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    BBO - I'm sure a return to the old Sunday night Hellfire club at Mansion would be there for you. Reckon they could reopen it just for you

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    3 minutes ago, jako13 said:

    BBO - I'm sure a return to the old Sunday night Hellfire club at Mansion would be there for you. Reckon they could reopen it just for you

    Ahh yes. Now that was a way to finish a big weekend!!

    Often walked out of the Mansion as the sun ☀️ was rising!!

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    8 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Ahh yes. Now that was a way to finish a big weekend!!

    Often walked out of the Mansion as the sun ☀️ was rising!!

    ?It seemed to happen that way far to often back then!!!

    Ran into Jimmy Stynes at Mansion when I was 17 on the Thursday after he won the Brownlow.... Was still wearing it. He really couldn't speak... Hadn't slept since the Brownlow and was being held up by a select few of the boys ??

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    46 minutes ago, jako13 said:

    ?It seemed to happen that way far to often back then!!!

    Ran into Jimmy Stynes at Mansion when I was 17 on the Thursday after he won the Brownlow.... Was still wearing it. He really couldn't speak... Hadn't slept since the Brownlow and was being held up by a select few of the boys ??

    Ahh yes i can imagine. The Mansion or The Tunnel in those days. I went midweek sometimes to the Mansion, but it was at its best on Hellfire Sunday Nights :)

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    Probably throw a wrench at a fat bloke i am teaching to play dodgeball. 

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    52 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

    I think we will win.

    The team balance is far better than the early games and players are finally playing in the right positions.

    Agree, Clint. I also think that the penny has dropped for the players ... realising that it is a competitive year despite its crazy interruption and format - and realising that the jumper doesn't and won't fit unless you have earned it. Game day is critical to pay-cheque continuation.

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    20 hours ago, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

    Book my flight back for the Granny!!!

    Oh... no.

     

     

    Two weeks quarantine in Perf.

    Might be the year my GF guarantee seat actually pays off. 

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    Rob my local servo and go on a 3 week bender, topple a few statues and [censored] half the CWA.

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    3 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Rob my local servo and go on a 3 week bender, topple a few statues and [censored] half the CWA.

    I'm assuming if we won the Grand Final, there'd be some aged care facilities on high alert Biffen?

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