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GAMEDAY: Rd 01 vs West Coast

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Good on ya Nev and well done and best of luck to the debutantes.  May you have a win first up.

Anyone else find these elbow bumps etc a bit of a futile exercise, considering the number of sweaty, salivating players in packs, tackling opponents and all touching the same footy?

If the hoarders return all the toilet paper will things go back to normal?

 
9 minutes ago, america de cali said:

If the hoarders return all the toilet paper will things go back to normal?

No. I'm either going to need all of it to either cry into if we lose tonight, or (as @Bitter but optimistic would say) give myself a jolly good flogging should we win.


Bruise free football coming up for both teams... and fair enough. 

There is genuinely no point playing.... perhaps someone can tell me what political mechanics allowed the football season to begin anyway.

Leave it all out on the park tonight boys! Break a leg & she'll be right to go by rnd 2

 

Go dees. 

Thanks to all posters and huge thanks to Andy for keeping demonland going.

I am always positive during the preseason. Exciting we get another one. By golly we will be fit!

Go redleggers


1 minute ago, Demonland said:

How good is no booing. 

Or looking at supporters from Perth in general.

 

*West Coast supporters that is...

Just now, Wiseblood said:

Or looking at supporters from Perth in general.

 

*West Coast supporters that is...

Nope, you can include all of WA in that Blood!

Except you of course @Chook in Perth

Two points and WC go coast to coast from kickouts without us getting a touch


Bit late to the party but there’s nothing but strange feelings. Haven’t felt like this since the merger game in 96. 

Poor kicking hurting us right now. 

Nothing has changed from last year. Turnovers, short kicks to opposition. Unfunctional forward line.


1 minute ago, layzie said:

Haven’t felt like this since the merger game in 96. 

Oh no. That game i was very angry and [censored] off. This game is a lot more insignificant for me.

 
Just now, bobby1554 said:

Nothing has changed from last year. Turnovers, short kicks to opposition. Unfunctional forward line.

OPPO waltzing out of the backline all day

Social distancing in our forwardline going strong. Nobody getting near it. 


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