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I'm going to see a Doors tribute band in Brunswick tonight . They will be performing songs like The End ...Fitting really.

 
4 hours ago, demonstone said:

Sounds like you'll also be going through the motions, ding.

Are we playing at Werribee?

Oh terrific, Geelong getting their traditional late-season staggers is reminding me that Richmond will be looking at the ladder thinking top-2 is a very realistic shot and all they need is a good boost to their percentage.

I don't normally get negative pre-game, but I have a bad feeling about this.

 

I’m usually really negative about our fortunes pre game. Thinking that if we get within 25 goals I will consider it a win!

Should put in a better showing (i'm not sure vs what!) with our best team in for about 4 to 5 weeks.  Oscar on anyone is scary however.

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I've officially tossed in the towel folks. I'm intentionally watching Sound of Music now instead of the footy. At least it's got a happy ending.

 

Absolute shocker of a crowd. 

The fans have voted with their feet. 

Only surprise is that so few Toiges have come out to watch an easy kill. 


Disgusting crowd. This is what seasons like this do. Brand killing. Club killing. Coach killing. Years of hard work, we get two matches against Richmond and Collingwood and this is where we sit.

Let's see if this loser club can stand up for something tonight.

Petty is the only player with any sort of aerial marking game 

Well done Hunt, saved a certain goal

Our kicking is on point today...fmd

 


Just kill me. Watching them do as they please with the ball. Goodwin is an absolute moron. 

Jesus christ.... is there any defensive pressure in the corridor?

Cant stand ya Castangia


Oscar playing off Reiwoldt with at leash 15m.. [censored] joke footballer.

 
Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

We are a bumbling, terrible mess of a team. This isn’t worth wasting a Saturday night on. 

Break it down, haven't kicked it the wrong way yet  


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