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ANB went the body instead of going the ball! This cint will losr us games this year if we dont not get rid of him!

 

Need to wake up soon.

 

FML Neal Bullen and Frost are not even VFL level. 

How do you get outmuscled by a guy that's 30kg? FMD, Frost.

Also, microscope needs to be put on players that drop uncontested marks. Since ANB fumbled that, they have controlled us. It is demoralising. 

Can anyone tell me why when it’s heading inside our forward 50, our guys are all trailing the Essendon defenders?

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1 minute ago, praha said:

How do you get outmuscled by a guy that's 30kg? FMD, Frost.

Also, microscope needs to be put on players that drop uncontested marks. Since ANB fumbled that, they have controlled us. It is demoralising. 

Harmes and ANB fumbles this quarter have killed us.

Our first touch is awful.


What a way to spoil my night

5 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

ANB went the body instead of going the ball! This cint will losr us games this year if we dont not get rid of him!

Been saying it for years but always howled down.

2 minutes ago, 3Dee said:

Seriously send TMAC back 

send him home

Just now, ProperDee said:

Been saying it for years but always howled down.

Totally agree a complete liability.


Just now, Darkhorse72 said:

Mark the bloody thing!

We cant seem to take a mark...

 
1 minute ago, Darkhorse72 said:

Scoring end??

No. Just not working hard enough again.

Also, [censored] these umpires.


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