Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (â‹®) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

My 3 word player analysis V Port

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

Posted

Viney - obviously not ready 

Jones - embarrassing and costly

Salem - our ONLY winner

Jetta - loose and slow

Hibberd - disposal was abysmal 

O. McDonald - no redeeming component

Frost - a total liability 

Petracca - still looks overweight 

T. McDonald - no second efforts

Weidemann - overrated and underwhelming 

Spargo - has a brain

Oliver - rarely advantaged us

Brayshaw - possessions without purpose

Harmes - tried but limited 

Gawn - was easily overcome 

Hunt - far from convincing 

Neal-Bullen - laughably our fittest

Sparrow - not the worst

Fritsch - just some cameos

Melksham - not as fluent

Hoare - lacked game awareness 

Wagner - not the answer

 

 

Edited by joeboy

  • Quote
    • Like 6
     
     
    15 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Frost - a total liability 

    Frost - no spacial awareness.

    Frost - no more please...

    Please Frost lovers do you finally understand why we can't carry him any longer...of course he wasn't on his own today but between him and Oscar we need May back asap...

    Lever - Come back soon

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Petracca - Kim Kardashian's [censored]

  • Quote
    • Haha 2

    Don't really like individualising but starting to think Frost and Oscar will never really be up to it.

  • Quote
    •  
    8 minutes ago, loges said:

    Don't really like individualising but starting to think Frost and Oscar will never really be up to it.

    Yes that’s why May and Petty are seen as the answer 

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Salem - lone class act

    Weeds - not a ruckman

    Spargo- not forward target

    Viney - why selected?

    Preuss - why not selected?

    ANB - blew up early

    Hibberd- shanky left foot

    Hore - better second half

    Frost - frequent cognitive dysfunction

    Petracca -slow muscle man.

    Jones - retirement looming

    MFC - recruit outside run

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Haha 1

    Spargo should never ever play another game his disposal and fumbles were dreadful 

    Jones and Vineys leadership?? Non existent

    Oscar as slow and fundamentally fumbly as ever!!

    Frost heart in mouth stuff

    Petracca drinks own bathwater

    Neal Bullen never ever does enough and misses 2 easy goals 

    Weeds doubts remain

    T Mac don;t do any more interviews 

    Corey Wagner? Another pygmy like Spargo

    Max can't do it by himself Why Recruit Pruess and not play him??

    HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

    Cats will tear us a new one next week 

    Finals will be a distant memory!

    4 Loses in a Row

    Sparrow did show a bit!

     

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    15 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    Spargo should never ever play another game his disposal and fumbles were dreadful 

    The blond-haired one wearing #9?

    You’ve gotta be kidding!

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    4 minutes ago, Tim said:

    The blond-haired one wearing #9?

    You’ve gotta be kidding!

    Nope Not up to it and NEVER will be IMV

    Ask yourself this.. Apart from GCS who else would he get a game for???

    Edited by picket fence

  • Quote
    • Like 2

    One of Spargo's main jobs is to apply defensive pressure. While watching the game, I noticed he was all arms and was constantly brushed aside. I just checked the stats and my eyes didn't lie, he applied 0 tackles.

  • Quote
    • Like 3
    • Thanks 1

    And this isn't a direct knock on Spargo, as he is a 19 year old kid making his way, but you take Spargo out for someone like Vandenberg, and that adds a considerable amount of strength and defensive presence to the team. Hopefully he is back sooner rather than later.

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    J. Watts: reliable and effective 

    (three words that were never ushered in his time at MFC) 

  • Quote
    • Like 7
    • Haha 1
    1 hour ago, loges said:

    Don't really like individualising but starting to think Frost and Oscar will never really be up to it.

    Sorry loges, but you're only starting to realise this? They are only made to look half decent by our midfield. When we fail there, like we did today, they are exposed big time.

    OMAC is a more uncoordinated version of Garland (which i previously thought impossible)

    Frost is simply a dumb footballer, with loads of athleticism that is let down by his mere stupidity. The frightening thing is, he doesn't play to his strengths but his weaknesses.

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Before the game - full of hope

    during the game- screaming at TV

    after the game - single malt solace!

  • Quote
    • Like 3
     
    1 hour ago, rjay said:

    Frost - no spacial awareness.

    Frost - no more please...

    Please Frost lovers do you finally understand why we can't carry him any longer...of course he wasn't on his own today but between him and Oscar we need May back asap...

    Lever - Come back soon

    Frost - head less chook 

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    41 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

    Sorry loges, but you're only starting to realise this? They are only made to look half decent by our midfield. When we fail there, like we did today, they are exposed big time.

    OMAC is a more uncoordinated version of Garland (which i previously thought impossible)

    Frost is simply a dumb footballer, with loads of athleticism that is let down by his mere stupidity. The frightening thing is, he doesn't play to his strengths but his weaknesses.

    Yes I was giving them the benefit of the doubt but they just keep on making the same mistakes.

  • Quote

    • Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • AFLW REPORT: St. Kilda

      The Dees demolished the Saints in a comprehensive 74-pointshellacking.  We filled our boots with percentage — now a whopping 520.7% — and sit atop the AFLW ladder. Melbourne’s game plan is on fire, and the competition is officially on notice.

        • Clap
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 4 replies
      Demonland

    • REPORT: Collingwood

      It was yet another disappointing outcome in a disappointing year, with Melbourne missing the finals for the second consecutive season. Indeed, it wasn’t even close, as the Demons' tally of seven wins was less than half the number required to rank among the top eight teams in the competition. When the dust of the game settled and supporters reflected on Melbourne's  six-point defeat at the hands of close game specialists Collingwood, Max Gawn's words about his team’s unfulfilled potential rang true … well, almost. 

        • Thanks
      • 1 reply
      Demonland

    • POSTGAME: Collingwood

      Thank god this season is over. Bring on 2026.

        • Clap
        • Like
      • 379 replies
      Demonland

    • PODCAST: Collingwood

      The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 25th August @ 8:00pm. Join Binman & I as we dissect the Dees disappointing loss to the Collingwood. Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show. Thank you to every body that has contributed to the Podcast this year in the form of questions, comments and calls.

        • Thanks
      • 27 replies
      Demonland

    • VOTES: Collingwood

      Congratulations Max Gawn on taking out his 2nd consecutive and 4th overall Demonland Player of the Year Award. Your votes please. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 45 replies
      Demonland

    • GAMEDAY: Collingwood

      It's Game Day or has everyone given up. Maybe it is because a prime time Friday game is so rare ... double checks today is Friday ... Come on DL'ers support the team one last time for the year!

        • Haha
        • Love
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 799 replies
      Lucifers Hero
    View All

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.