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WELCOME TO DEMONLAND - NATALIE PORTMAN

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On 11/28/2018 at 4:32 PM, dl4e said:

Yep I am the same. Never heard of her.  Can give me my avatar over her any day.

ING advertising star?

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    3 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    How much did she cost, picket?

    I would imagine Paid overs, but if you want to be successful that's the price to be paid!

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    On 12/1/2018 at 9:59 PM, Skuit said:

    Nat was set to play Juliet in Baz Luhrmann's adaption of Shakespeare before Claire Danes took on the role. Claire Danes then dated that Ben Lee [censored]. That should give hope to anyone.

      image.jpeg.cda688eebb05c596792fadfbed81b295.jpegImage result for ben lee claire danes

    What was it that Bernard Fanning said about Ben Lee again?

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    21 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Yep but one other thing.I"ve just bought in Jennifer Anniston into my original list of A Grade movie stars!

    She goes straight onto the primary list!

    So, you're the one who watches her movies.

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    1 hour ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    What was it that Bernard Fanning said about Ben Lee again?

    A little runt I believe it was.

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    22 hours ago, Fifty-5 said:

    ING advertising star?

    Isla Fisher.

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    2 minutes ago, dl4e said:

    Isla Fisher.

    "bit of a nasty surprise" alright

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    4 hours ago, Skuit said:

    A little runt I believe it was.

    A precocious little runt, after Ben Lee described himself as the saviour of Australian rock music, or something equally stupid.

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    6 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    A precocious little runt, after Ben Lee described himself as the saviour of Australian rock music, or something equally stupid.

    Before Ben made an absolute [censored] of himself on live national TV in attempting to confirm his rockstar prowess.  

     

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    I hate to admit this, but my missus yelled to me that NP was just on Ch 9 on the Ellen show in the US promoting her Aust visit. She was bragging about going to watch the Dees train and that she was now a Demons fan. They showed pics of her donning the 'jersey', with Goody and others. She was very enthusiastic. Talked about it for 3 or 4 mins.

    Anyone still think this hasn't been a very successful promotion for the club? Got great exposure locally and now a short segment on popular US TV. Our sponsors will wee their pants after seeing this.

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    34 minutes ago, The Great Pretender said:

    Not as attractive to most men as Natalie Portman but, at least the Dees are getting some celeb supporters -

     

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    This is big, ‘The Tsitsipas Souvlaki’ is now on the menu at Stalactites. 

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    1 hour ago, The Great Pretender said:

    Not as attractive to most men as Natalie Portman but, at least the Dees are getting some celeb supporters -

     

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    Actor?

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    1 hour ago, The Great Pretender said:

    Not as attractive to most men as Natalie Portman but, at least the Dees are getting some celeb supporters -

     

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    Who the [censored] is that?

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    Tsitsipas, around 20 year old Greek tennis player who beat Federer this week and lost to Nadal in the Semi.

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    3 hours ago, 1 red eye 1 blue eye said:

    Tsitsipas, around 20 year old Greek tennis player who beat Federer this week and lost to Nadal in the Semi.

    He's a loser. Not wanted.

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    17 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    Who the [censored] is that?

    I can’t remember the trade, but I think that is Phil Davis. 

     

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    On 1/27/2019 at 11:36 PM, Demon Disciple said:

    Agree Moon.

    Bloke couldn't even get passed the semi's!

    It can be difficult to get passed the semi's.

    Image result for overtaking semi trailer

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