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Apparently norf have already offered her 5 years at $1.2 mil a year 

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To those poo pooing this because you haven't heard of her do not discount the "free" publicity things like this generate. She is A-list in  Hollywood and this has gained a lot of media attention and g

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On 12/1/2018 at 9:59 PM, Skuit said:

Nat was set to play Juliet in Baz Luhrmann's adaption of Shakespeare before Claire Danes took on the role. Claire Danes then dated that Ben Lee [censored]. That should give hope to anyone.

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What was it that Bernard Fanning said about Ben Lee again?

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6 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

A precocious little runt, after Ben Lee described himself as the saviour of Australian rock music, or something equally stupid.

Before Ben made an absolute [censored] of himself on live national TV in attempting to confirm his rockstar prowess.  

 

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I hate to admit this, but my missus yelled to me that NP was just on Ch 9 on the Ellen show in the US promoting her Aust visit. She was bragging about going to watch the Dees train and that she was now a Demons fan. They showed pics of her donning the 'jersey', with Goody and others. She was very enthusiastic. Talked about it for 3 or 4 mins.

Anyone still think this hasn't been a very successful promotion for the club? Got great exposure locally and now a short segment on popular US TV. Our sponsors will wee their pants after seeing this.

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34 minutes ago, The Great Pretender said:

Not as attractive to most men as Natalie Portman but, at least the Dees are getting some celeb supporters -

 

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This is big, ‘The Tsitsipas Souvlaki’ is now on the menu at Stalactites. 

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Tsitsipas, around 20 year old Greek tennis player who beat Federer this week and lost to Nadal in the Semi.

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17 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Who the [censored] is that?

I can’t remember the trade, but I think that is Phil Davis. 

 

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On 1/27/2019 at 11:36 PM, Demon Disciple said:

Agree Moon.

Bloke couldn't even get passed the semi's!

It can be difficult to get passed the semi's.

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