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This is a horrendous performance. It’s pretty much undone all the good work of this finals campaign. How disappointing.

 

Yeah, might as well just get back on the plane at this point. 

Do yourself a favor and turn it off and head outside it’s a wonderful day 

 

I’m out. Not going to waste a beautiful day on this rubbish. Disgraceful. Good day all 


2 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Gone from pride to pure embarrassment. 

Everyone has given up

True. This is the type of loss that could scar us for the next few years. I actually thought we would be close to unbeatable next year, I worry about us making the top 10 now. 

Edited by Age

9 tackles for the entire game. 

Peter Jackson's words after the first Hawks loss ringing true. This is just trashing our brand now. So, so deflating. 

 
2 minutes ago, P-man said:

Oh well. Not ready,

Surely what last night tells us is that anything can happen and every dog can have its day 


Aunt just finished the Moet..We're now opening the Veuve to start drowning our sorrows...

Errrrrr wondering if the sunscreen has dripped off their heads onto their hands????!!!!....

Edited by Sparkledemon

This is embarrassing

Clubs will laugh at us again. 

I really thought we had progressed past the point of fear. 

It’s still there..

It time to send in our league side as our reserves side is not competitive enough.


12 minutes ago, Farmerjeff said:

How many changers brayshaw

Brayshaw is not AFL standard.

 

Did the players get their food  poisoned in Perth? 


Our link up by hand is non-existent. Never seen so many turnovers. 

And miss those handballs.

 

Viney handballs and turns it over... STOP HANDBALLING YOU FREAKING [censored]$

 

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