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Round 22 Non MFC Games

Engorged Onion
in Melbourne Demons

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Still can't fathom how we lost to this mob  Stkilda

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    CHRIST. St Kilda are [censored] pathetic. 

    Of course, if we'd been playing them tonight, they'd be playing like superstars wouldn't they? 

    [censored] Melbourne. 

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    Again i ask how an earth did we manage to lose to stkilda?

    Not great games tonight. The hawks should thrash stkilda and the other game is the q clash

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    Umpiring was totally off that day.

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    Everyone behold the reason we'll probably miss finals: because we lost to this pathetic mob by 2 points. 

    Nobody to blame but ourselves. We continually drink our own bathwater and put ourselves into these stupid situations. 

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    I want to play the Hawks in an elimination final... couldn't think of anything better than sending that mob packing while winning our first final in 12 years.

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    5 minutes ago, Petraccattack said:

    I want to play the Hawks in an elimination final... couldn't think of anything better than sending that mob packing while winning our first final in 12 years.

    I'd be happy to play any team in any final.

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    1 minute ago, sue said:

    I'd be happy to play any team in any final.

    Couldn't agree more. 

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    9 minutes ago, Petraccattack said:

    I want to play the Hawks in an elimination final... couldn't think of anything better than sending that mob packing while winning our first final in 12 years.

    Glorious. I was there in 1990

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    I think Hawthorn would beat Sydney 4/5 times, so St Kilda absurdly winning tonight would pave the way for top 4 with 2 glorious demon wins. 

    Clutches at straws

    Edited by johndemonic

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    5 minutes ago, johndemonic said:

    I think Hawthorn would beat Sydney 4/5 times, so St Kilda absurdly winning tonight would pave the way for top 4 with 2 glorious demon wins. 

    Delicious 

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    9 minutes ago, johndemonic said:

    I think Hawthorn would beat Sydney 4/5 times, so St Kilda absurdly winning tonight would pave the way for top 4 with 2 glorious demon wins. 

    Clutches at straws

    Repeat after me..... We are not allowed to have good things !!

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    8 minutes ago, johndemonic said:

    I think Hawthorn would beat Sydney 4/5 times, so St Kilda absurdly winning tonight would pave the way for top 4 with 2 glorious demon wins. 

    Clutches at straws

    Keep clutching. As we tried to tell you ad nauseum last week, we'll be fighting just to stay in the top 8 after losing to Sydney. Small steps mate, small steps... Let's just make finals before we worry about making the top 4 (which is not going to happen, like we keep telling you). 

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    3 minutes ago, SaberFang said:

    Keep clutching. As we tried to tell you ad nauseum last week, we'll be fighting just to stay in the top 8 after losing to Sydney. Small steps mate, small steps... Let's just make finals before we worry about making the top 4 (which is not going to happen, like we keep telling you). 

    Mate, I added 'Clutches at straws" to spare you of a sermon.

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    3 hours ago, dl4e said:

    From what I have seen the giants don’t look unbeatable.

    J.s.s H C. Rist!  No one should be considered unbeatable!

    Our group should be able to stand up against the best.

    There are no excuses anymore.

     

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    1 minute ago, Dockett 32 said:

    J.s.s H C. Rist!  No one should be considered unbeatable!

    Our group should be able to stand up against the best.

    There are no excuses anymore.

     

    100% agree. We have been in so many winning positions this year and let it slip, the tigers are the only team I feel confident would beat us every day of the week. 

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    3 minutes ago, Pates said:

    100% agree. We have been in so many winning positions this year and let it slip, the tigers are the only team I feel confident would beat us every day of the week. 

    Strangely there are a few i dont think we can beat atm, but i feel we could beat Richmond if we got everything right..

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