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I find that the pre-match Demonland threads lack a certain intellectual rigour and brings me no closer to deciding whether we will beat our opposition or not . . .

So, introducing Omen Watch:

I was visiting the hospital tonight, in ward C5 (Petracca?) and noticed a digital sign which read 'U4 EG afl. los'

I'm thinking it's bad.

But a duck also died next to my house the other day.

Maybe that's good?

 
5 minutes ago, Skuit said:

I find that the pre-match Demonland threads lack a certain intellectual rigour and brings me no closer to deciding whether we will beat our opposition or not . . .

So, introducing Omen Watch:

I was visiting the hospital tonight, in ward C5 (Petracca?) and noticed a digital sign which read 'U4 EG afl. los'

I'm thinking it's bad.

But a duck also died next to my house the other day.

Maybe that's good?

Was the duck killed by an eagle? If so, could be a bad sign. 

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1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Was the duck killed by an eagle? If so, could be a bad sign. 

By a boat.

 

Not cryptic enough. Bring back the riddler from the draft forum a few years back!

Yesterday I saw a woman wearing blue and yellow socks walking across the road, she tripped over the gutter and landed on her stomach. Pretty sure she was awarded a free kick. Good sign or bad sign? 


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1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Yesterday I saw a woman wearing blue and yellow socks walking across the road, she tripped over the gutter and landed on her stomach. Pretty sure she was awarded a free kick. Good sign or bad sign? 

Was it you who gave her a kick? Could be a good sign.

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4 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

Not cryptic enough. Bring back the riddler from the draft forum a few years back!

My girlfriend got the dead duck out of the water - but not with a Gaff.

I visited a farmer last night.

He had 22 dead Wedge tailed Eagles shot and strung up along a barbed wire fence.

Inside the house a huge fire was lit.

Out of the fire appeared 22 Tasmanian Devils who scooted out to the fence and devoured the Eagles before running into a massive laurel Bush  and murdering a nest of Magpies.

Seems fairly positive.

 

 
1 minute ago, Biffen said:

I visited a farmer last night.

He had 22 dead Wedge tailed Eagles shot and strung up along a barbed wire fence.

Inside the house a huge fire was lit.

Out of the fire appeared 22 Tasmanian Devils who scooted out to the fence and devoured the Eagles before running into a massive laurel Bush  and murdering a nest of Magpies.

Seems fairly positive.

 

Whatever you are drinking STOP!

46 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

Not cryptic enough. Bring back the riddler from the draft forum a few years back!

Ended up being a dud.


The eagle flies east after the nest is destroyed 

3 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Yesterday I saw a woman wearing blue and yellow socks walking across the road, she tripped over the gutter and landed on her stomach. Pretty sure she was awarded a free kick. Good sign or bad sign? 

Business as usual, I’d say

5 minutes ago, Demonland said:

I'm dobbing in @Whispering_Jack

Ditched his usual coffee keep cup. 

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For this one.

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It has taken a very long time but he has finally seen the light. Good move WJ!


9 minutes ago, Demonland said:

I'm dobbing in @Whispering_Jack

Ditched his usual coffee keep cup. 

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For this one.

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Good God what happened??

Mr. Whispering are you ok??

Seriously.....

Looks like someone is trying a different brand of bathwater.

Is it an omen that in Sydney this week I've had multiple sightings of other Demon supporters in team gear? There's clearly some pride and determination still to be found. Possibly stung by the irritation of being around Swans supporters.

 

I saw a father and son today, the son was wearing a demon t-shirt and and a red and blue jacket, the father had a demon key ring.

So for me if i see fellow dee's before the game it's good luck, how ever if i see the other team colours it's always bad.

So all good for this week?


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I forgot to mention it was bin day yesterday but they forgot to collect the rubbish from one side of the street.

6 minutes ago, Skuit said:

I forgot to mention it was bin day yesterday but they forgot to collect the rubbish from one side of the street.

Now you’re talking!

6 hours ago, old dee said:

Whatever you are drinking STOP!

No no....I want some ;)

 

When my wife was with child a few years back I was at St Vincents Hospital and noticed one of their Obstetricians was named Dr Pregs Pillay.

Then I had a baby. (Not actually me, you understand.)

I think we've got this one.

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2 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Looks like someone is trying a different brand of bathwater.

Is it an omen that in Sydney this week I've had multiple sightings of other Demon supporters in team gear? There's clearly some pride and determination still to be found. Possibly stung by the irritation of being around Swans supporters.

 

Weirdly, i saw two people going to work this morning wearing a Demons scarf AND beanie.


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