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21 hours ago, Emerald said:

Johnnie Walker reminds me of vomiting as a teenager.

Magnum of Scrumpy Jack shared between teen mates, stolen by a mate from his mate's dad's cellar under his house.   Bottle O's had closed...what to do!?  In hindsight i think it was also off!

20 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Original recipe Absinthe for me. I drank it with some Russians in an underground bar in Vladivostok. I honestly thought I was going to die.

I'm surprised you didn't die Ethan ...Absinthe plus Russian roulette ...together!  WTH!

19 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Oh yeah. Real absinthe is a drug, not a drink

Wild times were had on that stuff, i survived to remember some of them

Came home after a huge night not feeling the greatest, filled the spa bath and fell asleep.  How i did not drown is beyond me.  Bloody lethal stuff.  You did well to survive if you were a regular (more than once!) on that stuff SW.  My advice....never drink this alone....and certainly not in the company of Russians!

17 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Oh yeah. I forgot Ouzo

mostly a vile Kerosine derivative!!

Tried half a bottle of this rubbish straight as a teen.   Never went near the horrid stuff again.  Mind you the 6 to 8 cans at Arden St before that probably didn't help matters.  Never did manage to hook up with the cute Roo supporter behind me at the Underground later either (her suggestion!).  Pretty sure we lost also.

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1 hour ago, Rusty Nails said:

I see what you did there Tony :laugh:

You've got the advantage of me, Rusty. I don't know what I did there.

No doubt because of our comparative nom de plumes. Mine is teetotal, your's is a potent cocktail.

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At least Johnnie Red still tastes like it used to do

I just tried a Bundy n coke for the first time in about 4 years and it tastes like model aeroplane glue

Thanks a lot you Pommy bastards !

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22 hours ago, puntkick said:

At least Johnnie Red still tastes like it used to do

I just tried a Bundy n coke for the first time in about 4 years and it tastes like model aeroplane glue

Thanks a lot you Pommy bastards !

Worst rum in the world Puntnick, just don't go there again!

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Sounds like a nice drop.... Better than an aftershave line !!

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/apr/29/bob-dylan-whiskey-heavens-door

 

Bob Dylan will next month launch a range of whiskeys, hoping to capitalize on growing demand for all things celebrity-tagged.

Heaven’s Door Spirits – a Tennessee straight bourbon, a double barrel whiskey and a straight rye – will initially be available only in Tennessee, where the 76-year-old singer and Nobel laureate has joined with liquor entrepreneur Marc Bushala to turn a deconsecrated church into a distillery. A national and international rollout will follow.

 

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16 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Sounds like a nice drop.... Better than an aftershave line !!

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/apr/29/bob-dylan-whiskey-heavens-door

 

Bob Dylan will next month launch a range of whiskeys, hoping to capitalize on growing demand for all things celebrity-tagged.

Heaven’s Door Spirits – a Tennessee straight bourbon, a double barrel whiskey and a straight rye – will initially be available only in Tennessee, where the 76-year-old singer and Nobel laureate has joined with liquor entrepreneur Marc Bushala to turn a deconsecrated church into a distillery. A national and international rollout will follow.

 

Glad they went with the Heaven's Door name rather than Dylan's somewhat lesser known "Vomit Express".

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The great thing about whisky is that one can use it to drown one’s sorrows as last week??, or to celebrate as yesterday ??

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30 minutes ago, monoccular said:

The great thing about whisky is that one can use it to drown one’s sorrows as last week??, or to celebrate as yesterday ??

I was thinking the same thing. Great for wins and losses. Should have those little airplane bottles in the members welcome packs.

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7 minutes ago, pewpewpew said:

I was thinking the same thing. Great for wins and losses. Should have those little airplane bottles in the members welcome packs.

What are you waiting for, off you go and send an e-mail to the club ppp best idea ever.☺️

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