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Every theme song will be re-done by AFL

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14 minutes ago, Drunkn167 said:

You guys need to relax lol

Just heard the Old v New version of the Richmond song on Triple M, there was literally no difference, maybe slightly higher clarity for the digital age

Ya'll need to take a chill pill

You're new here so maybe you haven't heard that us Demonlander's have built up a strong immunity to chill pills.

WE FREAK OUT ABOUT EVERYTHING. WE'VE EARNED THE RIGHT. :P

 
12 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

I'm guessing it will be along these lines.

They may even encourage fans to boot scoot at games.

That was great .... the Lou Richards cameo at the end was very special

 

Apparently Melbourne requested a death metal version, trying to bring a different crowd to the footy 


22 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

That was great .... the Lou Richards cameo at the end was very special

Will admit the Lou cameo was good  but there was also plenty of grade A cheese in there too. The Freo boot scooters (as mentioned), the Bulldogs ballroom waltz and the Richmond rap were bloody appalling. Freo's song is bad enough so that was no great loss. But why ruin  what is easily the best club song in the league with that dreck? 

Edited by Colin B. Flaubert

6 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Will admit Louis cameo was good  but there was also some grade A cheese in there too. The Freo boot scooters (as mentioned), the Bulldogs ballroom waltz and the Richmond rap were bloody appalling. Freo's song is bad enough so that was no great loss. But why ruin  what is easily the best club song in the league with that dreck? 

the Bulldogs waltz was perhaps a play on where the song came from... Sons of the Sea which was a popular music hall song

I agree the Tiger rap was really bad

 

Edited by Diamond_Jim

15 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

The only good alternate version of Grand Old Flag (minus the crowd clapping out of time).

 

nah.............maybe for a funeral

 
1 hour ago, Demonland said:

You're new here so maybe you haven't heard that us Demonlander's have built up a strong immunity to chill pills.

WE FREAK OUT ABOUT EVERYTHING. WE'VE EARNED THE RIGHT. :P

A couple of the old blokes have soiled their underwear and you have made their nurses very upset - some of them are going to need more than chill pills


9 minutes ago, george_on_the_outer said:

.....I'll bet the banjo's from the Sydney song go missing in the new version......

 

 

Not the banjo!  :blink:  Happy Hammond will hear about this

 

2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I hope Beyoncé sings ours. 

If she's dancing i wld be quite happy for you to sing it Ethan 

1 hour ago, Demonland said:
1 hour ago, Drunkn167 said:

You guys need to relax lol

Just heard the Old v New version of the Richmond song on Triple M, there was literally no difference, maybe slightly higher clarity for the digital age

Ya'll need to take a chill pill

You're new here so maybe you haven't heard that us Demonlander's have built up a strong immunity to chill pills.

WE FREAK OUT ABOUT EVERYTHING. WE'VE EARNED THE RIGHT. :P

I for one will be starting a thread to ban the recommendation of said chill pills.

1 hour ago, north westerly said:

Who remembers the B side : "The Footy Song"  ?

It's pretty sad, but I remember it word for word.

“Because it’s football Season & that’s the reason” 

is it that one?


1 minute ago, Ebenezer Murgatroyd said:

That is horrible. Why change it if you aren’t actually going to change it. 

It sounds like a crappy midi file with lyrics.

To be fair Triple M probably don't have the original file 

2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I hope Beyoncé sings ours. 

I'm hoping for a Norwegian Black Metal band!


10 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

I'm hoping for a Norwegian Black Metal band!

And change the name of the team song to Bergtrollets Hevn.

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

Not a fan.

It's subtle, but none of the new versions seem as strong as the old.

If I was a Hawthorn or Bulldogs fan I'd be doubly annoyed as their versions smack of weakness.  There's something way too nice about them.

17 minutes ago, Drunkn167 said:

To be fair Triple M probably don't have the original file 

Or an original idea....

 
2 hours ago, north westerly said:

Who remembers the B side : "The Footy Song"  ?

It's pretty sad, but I remember it word for word.

"When the football season comes around again,

And the fans are swarming to the grounds again,

There's a kind of fever that keep us on our toes,

Hear the fans are roaring, as the whistle blows!

Low is scoring and your team's behind, still you never throw in the glove,

Because its football season, and that's the reason its the time of the year that we love."

 

Sorry, never heard of it :blink:


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