Crazy things you’ve done as a Demons supporter

[Sir Why You Little 37,153]

16 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Don't forget keying cars with Victorian number plates and snapping off their antennas.

There is a reason why that joint is regarded as the serial killer capital of Australia.

My car got spat on by a group of South Australian Filth in Adelaide in 1990 whilst i was there for the Grand Prix. I was just sitting at a traffic Light listening to Midnight Oil....

They didn’t realize i had a warm rotary motor under the bonnet. Once the light turned green and i floored it in 1st gear, I very nearly ran one of them down. 

I haven’t been back since. 

[Dee Zephyr 19,269]

1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

[censored]. 

Yes ET, exactly what I thought driving back home. 

It was so hot that day even indoors, the coach back then held the half time team talk outside in the shade between the stands. Sheesh...

Edited March 3, 2018 by Demon77

[Ron Burgundy 8,584]

3 hours ago, Demon77 said:

In 2013 I drove from Brisbane to Southport oval to watch us in a practice match against Gold Coast because I was excited by the acquisition of Tom Gillies, the next Brian Lake.

We were unreal back then.

 

[Ethan Tremblay 30,976]

Tom Gillies bloody hell. It gets better every time I read it. 

[Guest]

4 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

My car got spat on by a group of South Australian Filth in Adelaide in 1990 whilst i was there for the Grand Prix. I was just sitting at a traffic Light listening to Midnight Oil....

They didn’t realize i had a warm rotary motor under the bonnet. Once the light turned green and i floored it in 1st gear, I very nearly ran one of them down. 

I haven’t been back since. 

It was quite the rage in the early 90's wasn't it? The Croweaters were kinda like those Shelbyville kids who stole Springfield's lemon tree.

I remember going on a family vacation to Beachport (near Robe) in 1994 and being told we had to park our car in the backyard  so the locals wouldn't vandalize it on account of its Victorian plates.

Thank goodness Port came along and they were able to focus their inanity on the opposition camp down the road.

Edited March 3, 2018 by Colin B. Flaubert
Bloody autocorrect

[Sir Why You Little 37,153]

Just now, Colin B. Flaubert said:

It was quite the rage in the early 90's wasn't it? The Croweaters were kinda like those Shelbyville kids who some Springfield's lemon tree.

I remember going on a family vacation to Beachport (near Robe) in 1994 and being told we had to park our car in the backyard  so the locals wouldn't vandalize it on account of its Victorian plates.

Thank goodness Port came along and they are able to focus their inanity on the opposition camp down the road.

My experience was the year before the Crows. 

This was pure “Kick a Vic”. They were not having a joke either.

I don’t think Adelaide residents are hated in the same way when they visit Melbourne, this is purely one way. 

[Guest]

3 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Tom Gillies bloody hell. It gets better every time I read it. 

I remember Neeldy saying at once stage that our backline were stoked that he had come cos he could teach them how Geelong's defenders played.

At that stage, I was surprised we just didn't go out and hire Manuel, the Spanish waiter as an assistant coach. We seemed to have hired his former employer as head coach already.

[Fork 'em 6,992]

Followed the club since the early seventies and been a consecutive member for 15yrs.
How crazy's that.
 

[Cassiew 1,903]

As much as I hate Collingwood, I can’t understand anyone who abuses opposition supporters without provocation. They’re just supporting their team. You can’t hate them just because they don’t support yours.

One night coming home after a massive loss to Collingbog, me and my two brothers arrived at our station. I was the designated driver as they were absolutely off their faces. As we came towards our car, we saw a driver with a Bogpies members sticker on it. They both were debating putting a dent in it. They were only stopped by me telling them they’d be walking home if they did that. So, the eldest compromised on pulling off the offensive sticker. 

[Cassiew 1,903]

Ohh, how could I forget? After a big win against Collingbog, me and my brothers singing ‘it’s a grand old flag’ arms in arms all the way to Richmond station. We were so drunk, we were virtually holding each other up.

[Deemania since 56 6,719]

On 3/2/2018 at 11:31 PM, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Don't forget keying cars with Victorian number plates and snapping off their antennas.

There is a reason why that joint is regarded as the serial killer capital of Australia.

Absolutely. LIving here can be absolutely bad for your health as well as your mind. If it wasn't for the dinkum meat pies and the beer, perhaps I'd move back to Glen Iris. Over here, nearly everyone under 40 years of age has problems that can only be solved by committing anti-social behaviours and damage (when not detectable - ie: overnight) on a regular basis - or behind the wheel of a car with araldite on the underside of the accelerator pedal. Adulthood does not occur until the locals are over 50.