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LOL at how blatantly wrong that score review was.

 

The last thing to touch the ball was Wingard's boot, therefore it was a goal. 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

 

Go port. Eagles don't deserve to be there, were pretty lucky to scrape in.

2 minutes ago, The Lobster Effect said:

Go port. Eagles don't deserve to be there, were pretty lucky to scrape in.

They are putrid, how we are not playing this game is beyond me.

Port getting plenty of ump non calls, they should be 8 goals up.


I nearly laughed when Hamish and Lingy said today what a remarkable come back from essendon going from wooden spooners to playing finals, they should be applauded. 

I will tell you why, because they wernt a bottom team that were like a Carlton, Brisbane or even Melbourne from years back where we were just crap. They got there players back who are pretty good and experienced. They were always going to ahve a better season. 

They got the wooden spoon because they lost all these players through there own wrong doing. 

score reviews are the new lottery

Time to invest in some decent cameras

Arguably a two goal swing against the Eagles from the two reviews

At least we narrowly avoided having our first final appearance in 11 years called by Basil fucken Zempelis. 

 

Home crowd free kick that deliberate to Port!

1 minute left. Wowee


Was it McKenzie that didn't rush it and managed to knock it over the boundary line?  Whoever it was, that was epic.

Some phenomenal tackles and one-percenters in the last two minutes. 

11 hours ago, Delusional demon 82 said:

giphy.gifA somber mood down Geelong way this morning

didn't Dangerfield have Matt jones like kicking effiencency last night ? Sub 40% 

dangerwood really carry that team, so no surprise when they stank it up , geelong were putrid

skills and turnovers were abysmal, hardly worthy a final let alone top 4 team , notwithstanding the tiges pressure 

 

 

 

Ceratainly seem to be a two man team. 

5 hours ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

Had we won rnd 23, we would be there instead of Ess...a scary thought...and we would not have Viney or Hogan. 

Not feeling so bad about our rnd 23 loss...sorry if that sounds sacrilegious but I don't think I could bear another annihilation at Sydney's hands.  It was the loss to them that derailed our season...the infamous round 15! 

...and, I'm certainly enjoying the bombers crash landing

One could speculate whether such a jolly good flogging would be detrimental, as compared to gaining  some finals experience by the young players. 


5 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

David Koch is such a dill

 

Certainly......but are you referring to some specific incident?

1 minute ago, monoccular said:

Certainly......but are you referring to some specific incident?

Just sitting up in the stand. 

"The Fool on the Hill" comes to mind!

Just now, Petraccattack said:

We drafted Toumpas over Wines

Shhh. Enough heartbreak please


45 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

They are putrid, how we are not playing this game is beyond me.

Port getting plenty of ump non calls, they should be 8 goals up.

We wouldn't have been in this game. If we'd beaten the filth like we should have we would have been up in Sydney today and this game would be Port v Bombers

Edited by JTR

Just now, Petraccattack said:

We drafted Toumpas over Wines

Jeez dude, self-masochism much? 

 

That looked touched....no review?  

Shuey is as weak as [censored]. Refused to win a hard ball all game then lifts the elbow for a rubbish free kick late. 

 


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