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Farewell Jack Watts

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in Melbourne Demons

Trade Jack Watts or not? 477 members have voted

  1. 1. Do we trade Jack Watts?

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4 minutes ago, demoniac said:

What colour shoes do you wear with a burgundy suit? Not sure Jack has answered correctly.

Once again, Demonland asking the big questions.

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    8 minutes ago, demoniac said:

    A question I have never asked to this point in my life. What colour shoes do you wear with a burgundy suit? Not sure Jack has answered correctly.

    jack thought he could just throw on whatever, and they would do the work.

     

     

    Too soon?

    (Love ya Jack)

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    9 minutes ago, demoniac said:

    A question I have never asked to this point in my life. What colour shoes do you wear with a burgundy suit? Not sure Jack has answered correctly.

    Def not black.

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    Up there with the Blazers and the Red and Blue Print.

    Not since Whiteboard Wednesday have I felt so informed about the club's decision-making.

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    5 minutes ago, McQueen said:

    Def not black.

    Coming from Perf I'm sure you'd go with white.

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    1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Who has an op-shop themed wedding? Terrible.

    And dark brown shoes with a hint of maroon with a burgundy suit. 

    Matt Jones was just happy to get the barman job and sneak a quick photo with the guys.

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    Remember that time Jason Gillespie scored a double ton? Sporting historians will look back on this thread with equal perplexion.

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    21 minutes ago, demoniac said:

    A question I have never asked to this point in my life. What colour shoes do you wear with a burgundy suit? Not sure Jack has answered correctly.

    Who is the spectaulared dude twixt Dawes and Gawn?

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    1 minute ago, dieter said:

    Who is the spectaulared dude twixt Dawes and Gawn?

    No. 38 of the Collingwood Football Club?

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    23 minutes ago, bing181 said:

    Once again, Demonland asking the big questions.

    An even bigger question: Barossa or Mclaren Vale?

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    Odd or op shop wedding I think ET.

    Did Harmsey forget a shoe or just wearing oddies? Jones too?

    Anyway looks like fun.

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    31 minutes ago, demoniac said:

    A question I have never asked to this point in my life. What colour shoes do you wear with a burgundy suit? Not sure Jack has answered correctly.

    Also, why are they all wearing tourniquets around their necks? Surely they couldn't all have nicked their necks while shaving?

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    Just now, Nasher said:

    We're already on page 201 in my version, which includes all deleted posts. I consider this the official count, so if you're all waiting for page 200, you have missed it sorry ?

    Have you considered publishing a coffee table best of book of deleted demonland posts?

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    1 hour ago, bing181 said:

    Presumably this is at Bernie's wedding (via Matt Jones)

     

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    Max and Chris seem to have got their pants mixed up. Precisely why you shouldn't live with flatmates as an adult.

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    6 minutes ago, demoniac said:

    How many Demonland threads have cracked the 200 page/5000 posts double?

    Except there hasn't been a post for over four minutes now and suddenly it's all looking a bit shaky in the nervous 90's.

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    199 pages... one of the most emotive posts ever.

    Port get Jack Watts in exchange for a packet of chips and MFC pays for the chips. Weak MFC. 

    Goodwin and Mahoney talk about Character and Standards.  They have eroded theirs and MFC more than Watts ever could or did.  Surely they should disciplined Watts or taken on the challenge to again get the best out of Watts. Roos did. 

    Instead they market Watts as a disruptive fickle type. Really!!  Watts has been loyal when others like Scully & Frawley walked away. Watts has always had the best intent for MFC. 

    Others have made decisions to move on club favourites.  Woewodin. Spalding. Green. J-McDonald. Those decisions all failed and eroded club, player and supporter morale. It’s salary cap and personalities that have led to this.

    I am looking for top 4 in 2018. Goodwin has the players to deliver it. It’s his acid test.

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    1 hour ago, demoniac said:

    How many Demonland threads have cracked the 200 page/5000 posts double?

    The cricket thread has about 280 pages and the NFL thread is 2 short of 200 pages.  The biggie is The No TS No BS Thread which is up to a whopping 919 pages.

     

     

     

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