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There's a bloke who's been sitting in N12 on 2nd level of Southern Stand for the last decade who has every game and all game (this is no exaggeration) bagged any Melbourne player who's made a mistake.  He does this by shouting his abuse, obviously getting his rocks off hearing his own voice above everyone else.

It's got a bit heated a few times when those sitting around this idiot often tell him to shut up. Why would you bother going to the footy when all you do is whinge and abuse the team your supposedly barracking for?  

Today his abuse was mostly targeted at Tyson, Stretch and Gartlett. He often questions players courage, but I bet the soft [censored] never put his head over a ping pong ball let alone a footy. 

Anyone else in N12 having the pleasure of listening to this idiot's abuse every home game?

 

The guy is obviously a borderline idiot. Just ring the anti social behaviour Dobber hotline and let them deal with it. Talking to this fool would be like talking to the cat. Don't let it ruin your day. 

Right, which one of you mugs is it?  SWYL?  Olisik?  Mr. White?

I'd put Stuie in there but he wasn't having a dip at Pedersen.

 
1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Have you considered throwing your faeces at him? 

He's a Chief, not a monkey, ET.


2 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

Right, which one of you mugs is it?  SWYL?  Olisik?  Mr. White?

I'd put Stuie in there but he wasn't having a dip at Pedersen.

The Southern Stand

where's that?

Sorry to hear about this. We can all be negative from time to time but if someone is constantly negative it's tough for the .people around them. It can be quite offensive when people like that start going overboard with personal insults and calling our own players 'losers' on a regular basis too.

if you didn't write which bay it could have been  a reference to many of us. 

 

 

 

Pretty sure that's Mark Neeld.

Should've knocked his cheese platter over. 


Stretch and Garlett both had ordinary games but this stuff is completely over the top. Don't forget about all the great games Garlett has had this year either, people have short memories.

 

Do they still make Jila mints? 

 

Karate chop him to the throat.

Oh Chief! I also sit in N12 and have to suffer the 'Anti- barracker'. Have my patience tested each week but today was the last straw when he targeted my beloved 'Jeffy'. That bloke is such a tool - I've had enough. 

Sounds terrible. I can't even sit and watch a game on the telly with my family  when they heave and shout angrily at mistakes - but that's pretty common for more serious fans than me. (They're quieter at the footy than in the lounge room) - As for targetting players all game, that's just a whole new level of awful.

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54 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

He's a Chief, not a monkey, ET.

I recommend the cone of silence on him.

Lots of people like that in AFL members but it's improved this year. The last time I bagged a player out loud was probably 2014 vs GWS.

I love Jeff Garlett and live in Europe, but my neighbours probably wonder why the odd foreigner downstairs keeps screaming out 'Pedo' so joyfully every Saturday morning around 6am.


1 hour ago, HBT said:

Oh Chief! I also sit in N12 and have to suffer the 'Anti- barracker'. Have my patience tested each week but today was the last straw when he targeted my beloved 'Jeffy'. That bloke is such a tool - I've had enough. 

Time to post a mug shot. 

today's game was frustrating to watch. Bottom placed Brisbane made Melbourne look like a side of amateurs. 

Stretch did sweet FA. It almost looked like Brisbane were gearing up for the finals not Melbourne 

 
11 hours ago, The Chief said:

There's a bloke who's been sitting in N12 on 2nd level of Southern Stand for the last decade who has every game and all game (this is no exaggeration) bagged any Melbourne player who's made a mistake.  He does this by shouting his abuse, obviously getting his rocks off hearing his own voice above everyone else.

It's got a bit heated a few times when those sitting around this idiot often tell him to shut up. Why would you bother going to the footy when all you do is whinge and abuse the team your supposedly barracking for?  

Today his abuse was mostly targeted at Tyson, Stretch and Gartlett. He often questions players courage, but I bet the soft [censored] never put his head over a ping pong ball let alone a footy. 

Anyone else in N12 having the pleasure of listening to this idiot's abuse every home game?

Also saw against the Saints some idiot threw his beer over the ledger in disgust (we were 4 goals up) he also splashed some patrons sitting next to him. It was in N9 front row.. This peanut should be kicked out!!

I never understand people who hurl abuse and at the players from the stands.  They know full well that the people they are yelling at can't heard them, so only conclusion I can draw is that they think all the people sitting around are actually interested and/or need to hear their little gems of wisdom.

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