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My 3 word player analysis V Sydney

joeboy
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Viney - curse strikes again

Petracca - rarely displayed talent

Lewis - hardly got involved 

Gawn - tried but rusty

Tyson - an irrelevant performance 

Oliver - overwhelmed by publicity

Hibberd - been more influential 

Stretch - had little influence 

Frost - tried but limited

Melksham - little to commend

Hannan - was rarely sighted

Pedersen - couldn't get involved

Vince - slow and loose

T.McDonald - performed in patches

O.McDonald - continued standing tall

Hunt - lacked the vitality

Neal-Bullen - had no impact

Bugg - waste of space

Jetta - courageous and bold

White - out of class

Wagner - fumbly and slow

Harmes - out of depth

 

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    1 minute ago, joeboy said:

    Viney - curse strikes again

    Petracca - rarely displayed talent

    Lewis - hardly got involved 

    Gawn - tried but rusty

    Tyson - an irrelevant performance 

    Oliver - overwhelmed by publicity

    Hibberd - reduced to mediocrity

    Stretch - had little influence 

    Frost - tried but limited

    Melksham - little to commend

    Hannan - was rarely sighted

    Pedersen - couldn't get involved

    Vince - slow and loose

    T.McDonald - performed in patches

    O.McDonald - continued standing tall

    Hunt - lacked the vitality

    Neal-Bullen - had no impact

    Bugg - waste of space

    Jetta - courageous and bold

    White - out of class

    Wagner - fumbly and slow

    Harmes - out of depth

     

    Sums it up

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    Thought Frost, OMac, Petracca were all very good. Agree with the rest.

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    1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

    Thought Tyson was alright

    Reality... didn't impact... possibly... therefore... irrelevant ?

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    I think wih JBs critique thetes a difference between...effort.. and results.

    Results weren't a biggee tonight :(

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    Hibbo was good. White won't play AFL football again i'd say.

    Pedo's credits in the bank have been halved. Another couple of performances like that and he'll make way for Watts when he's available. 

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    Team - 4 in 18 

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    47 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

    Thought Tyson was alright

    And so did I. But we know Joeboy has a nasty hatred for Dom. Looking at the comments I would have expected a 150 poits thrashing. We appreciate your 3 word analysis  Joeboy but this one was ordinary to say the least.

     

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    Demons -  cursed by injuries 

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    Hibberd was really good, got a vote from J Brown, and Tyson was good too

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    One of your absolute worst Joeboy. 

    Hibberd was resolute under enormous pressure and Tyson battled manfully.   

     

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    2 hours ago, Bobby McKenzie said:

    And so did I. But we know Joeboy has a nasty hatred for Dom. Looking at the comments I would have expected a 150 poits thrashing. We appreciate your 3 word analysis  Joeboy but this one was ordinary to say the least.

     

    It's always ordinary 

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    4 hours ago, Wiseblood said:

    Hold on, are you having a dip at Hibberd?  Thought he was one of our best.

    Brown gave him 1 vote on fox.

     

     

     

    Jetta - Best ever game

     

    Game Yesterday - Sydney versus Casey

    Sydney - Good bet yesterday

     

    Melbourne - Predictable handball off

    Melbourne receivers - Must keep width

    Melbourne - Will still contend

     

    Melbourne Forwards - Slow choked supply

    OMac - Good in circumstances 

     

    Tyson - Has Joeboy photos

     

    Gawn - Second game hack

    Gawn - Will be back

    Trac - Our cleanest onballer 

    Zak Jones - Good job interview

    Lewis - Proving Rono Right (sorry Martin)

    Jetta - Proving Rono Wrong (there you go...one from the vault.  I will help you stay competitive)

     

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    I have always said negativity isn't a bad thing if the results warrant it. Joeboy was pretty accurate I thought but I would add:

    Melbourne: Need players back

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    Melbourne - turnovers killed us

    Sydney - hit more targets, more skilled passes

     

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    I thought Jetta was magnificent (again)

    Even Joe boy thought OMac was good (reading into post !!).

    Petracca : needs more ball => quality personified

    Development is a curse is it not ?

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