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GAMEDAY - Round 8

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I can't see our backline being good enough to restrict their forwards to less than what our makeshift forward line will score, we might play well but it will be tough to win this one

 
4 minutes ago, Abe said:

I can't see our backline being good enough to restrict their forwards to less than what our makeshift forward line will score, we might play well but it will be tough to win this one

It would be the biggest upset of the year so far. 

This one will get ugly I'm afraid

 

I was quietly confident before the Hogan withdrawal.. Not so much now. Jacobs will absolutely dominate us which in some ways is better.. you know we'll lose 90% of the hit outs makes it more predictable than say having Spencer & losing 65%-70% so our mids are going to have to be on their game, which isn't really Adelaides strength so if we can win the midfield battle & give first use to our forwards & stem the flow inside Adelaide's F50 we are a chance.. Hopefully a smaller, mobile forward line can trouble the likes of Talia & Haritgan

F%#k it, talked myself back into it... Dees by 4 points!

Edited by JV7

I'm going in with zero expectations, as the Crows on their home turf are a scary proposition for any side at the moment, but I'm still looking forward to the contest.

I feel as though our midfield, especially around the contest, can easily match it with theirs and even though we're missing Hogan and Gawn, we are still fielding a pretty strong side.  We may get smashed, but I don't think it will happen.  Very much looking forward to seeing a few step up tonight to make the Crows earn it for 4 quarters.


Hannan and Petracca absolutely must present scoring options or we're stuffed I think.  Watts has to spend most of the game forward and TMac to take Watts' share of the ruck.  I'm okay with getting annihilated in the hitouts, what I'm not okay with is watching their ruckman take marks all over the ground.

I think I'll live if we have another one of those games where we are on top with the ball but have difficulty scoring - I think without a key forward that has to be expected a bit.  I'm going to be sad if we start the game asleep and lose because of it again though.

Like I said in the preview thread, I think there's a good chance we'll be outclassed, especially now that we're without our key forward again, but I really want to see improvements on delivering a four quarter effort.  It's coming; hopefully it starts now.

I still think we're a chance. A shoot out scares me, but if we can move the ball quickly and decisively, we're in with a real shot.

But we need to be in the game at quarter time. We can't be playing catch up. We need real self-belief at quarter time. Just to be ahead will be massive.

We'll show tonight even without arguably our two most important players in Max and Jesse, that we're a better team than the likes of Richmond and Geelong.

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Just now, A F said:

I still think we're a chance. A shoot out scares me, but if we can move the ball quickly and decisively, we're in with a real shot.

This will sound very obvious, but the first quarter will be the key.  The Crows will want to come out and smash us from the first bounce and prove a point after last week - if we allow it to happen they could have 8 goals on the board by quarter time and the game is effectively over.

On the flip side, if we come out ready to play (as we should every week, but I digress) and we can match them then it's game on.  The Crows wilted under the pressure last week and showed they aren't all that flash at responding when the pressure is on.  If we can play like we did in the third term from the first bounce tonight then we're in with a shot.  If not then it could get very ugly, very quickly.

 
1 minute ago, Wiseblood said:

This will sound very obvious, but the first quarter will be the key.  The Crows will want to come out and smash us from the first bounce and prove a point after last week - if we allow it to happen they could have 8 goals on the board by quarter time and the game is effectively over.

On the flip side, if we come out ready to play (as we should every week, but I digress) and we can match them then it's game on.  The Crows wilted under the pressure last week and showed they aren't all that flash at responding when the pressure is on.  If we can play like we did in the third term from the first bounce tonight then we're in with a shot.  If not then it could get very ugly, very quickly.

Reeling back a few goals doesn't scare me and I believe we could do this, but I think it'll say a lot about both teams if we can get a lead at quarter time. It'll say Adelaide either haven't responded after last week or that we're a lot better than people give us credit for.

15 minutes ago, A F said:

Reeling back a few goals doesn't scare me and I believe we could do this, but I think it'll say a lot about both teams if we can get a lead at quarter time. It'll say Adelaide either haven't responded after last week or that we're a lot better than people give us credit for.

Funnily enough it doesn't really scare me either - we've proven in every game this year that we can find enough goals to win games, it's the other way that worries me a little.  We can reel back a few, but I'm sure if we can reel back anything over 5.  If we let the Crows maul us early we may find it hard to work ourselves back into the contest.


2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

True. He's trying to cash up by selling inferior products.

and fancy him having the gall to label it "the thinking man's viagra"  who would believe such unmitigated rubbish.....oh wait...

I'll be counting how many unforced errors both McDonald bros and Frost make that directly result in opposition scoring shots.  

Our mids will break even with theirs but I'll also watch closely the way in which we enter our forward 50. The quality of them.

These two things are always wildly inconsistent and are the two things that need addressing at season's end. 

 

 

expecting a hiding do anything better will be awesome.  awaiting the inevitable responses from my crows mates. however would just love it if we actually turn up and play our brand of footy and turn the game on its head, and then give it to my crows mates who have promised mive updates from tge oval

3 minutes ago, stevethemanjordan said:

I'll be counting how many unforced errors both McDonald bros and Frost make that directly result in opposition scoring shots.  

Our mids will break even with theirs but I'll also watch closely the way in which we enter our forward 50. The quality of them.

These two things are always wildly inconsistent and are the two things that need addressing at season's end. 

 

 

Interesting way to spend your evening, Steve.  You sound a little bit like 'Digger' from the Coodabeen Champions:

"I'll be keeping stats, on the umpires... I've got outrageous mistakes, shocking decisions and OH MY GOD!"

You could probably apply all of those to the McDonald brothers at some stage this evening.

 

Game may well be over by half time if not earlier. Only interest will be if we drop our bundles, or fight till the end. Tonight will say a lot about where we really are at as a club.

Adversity has never really made us dig deep. Tonight needs to be different. 


Apparently James Comey has tapes of a covert operation - blacker than black ops - detailing secret Demons plans for tonight. Notable consultants are involved, rumoured to be Justin Trudeau, Colin Powell, Angela Merkel and someone only identified as  'Hi-vis Henry'. The strategies discussed are described as 'revolutionary', 'eye-opening' and 'scary'.

Dees by 17 points.

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Is there a reason we never have a forward who leads and presents?

It is the easiest way to straighten up and prevent the 2 millions sideways handballs, that lead to opposition goals every week.

11 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

Interesting way to spend your evening, Steve.  You sound a little bit like 'Digger' from the Coodabeen Champions:

"I'll be keeping stats, on the umpires... I've got outrageous mistakes, shocking decisions and OH MY GOD!"

You could probably apply all of those to the McDonald brothers at some stage this evening.

 

I think we concede more shots on goal this way than any other side in the AFL. 

Errors such as mis-kicks including direct turn-overs or missing a target putting that player under extreme pressure, not killing a ball in a contest, too many going up in a contest, losing your feet in a contest, dropping marks.. it is an endless list.

No team possesses three key defenders that are as inconsistent as our three. No team. They'll have at least one who is consistently good.

Edited by stevethemanjordan

Tex will leave the field early, will require stitches at hospital to sew up his split sides from laughing at a McDonald bros. error, money is on a quadruple falcon from a metre apart. 

Kent will lay 18 tackles in one go, just by rolling across the field. Will end the night with 300 tackles and 40 corralling efforts. 

Eddie will get 1 miracle goal on Jetta. That'll be it. Jetta will get a goal too. 

Bernie will tag the whole team, get reported 4 times. All charges thrown out because he's so lovable. 

Pedo will kick 4. Which will probably be our total score. 

7 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

Tex will leave the field early, will require stitches at hospital to sew up his split sides from laughing at a McDonald bros. error, money is on a quadruple falcon from a metre apart. 

Kent will lay 18 tackles in one go, just by rolling across the field. Will end the night with 300 tackles and 40 corralling efforts. 

Eddie will get 1 miracle goal on Jetta. That'll be it. Jetta will get a goal too. 

Bernie will tag the whole team, get reported 4 times. All charges thrown out because he's so lovable. 

Pedo will kick 4. Which will probably be our total score. 

Excellent post.

Scenario two is my favourite.

 


13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Is there a reason we never have a forward who leads and presents?

It is the easiest way to straighten up and prevent the 2 millions sideways handballs, that lead to opposition goals every week.

being silly again Red.. Terriibly old school isn't it

10 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

Tex will leave the field early, will require stitches at hospital to sew up his split sides from laughing at a McDonald bros. error, money is on a quadruple falcon from a metre apart. 

Kent will lay 18 tackles in one go, just by rolling across the field. Will end the night with 300 tackles and 40 corralling efforts. 

Eddie will get 1 miracle goal on Jetta. That'll be it. Jetta will get a goal too. 

Bernie will tag the whole team, get reported 4 times. All charges thrown out because he's so lovable. 

Pedo will kick 4. Which will probably be our total score. 

And we'll lose hit outs 70-0, while winning clearances 69-1 (that umpire's a [censored], no way that was a free!)

14 minutes ago, stevethemanjordan said:

I think we concede more shots on goal this way than any other side in the AFL. 

Errors such as mis-kicks including direct turn-overs or missing a target putting that player under extreme pressure, not killing a ball in a contest, too many going up in a contest, losing your feet in a contest, dropping marks.. it is an endless list.

No team possesses three key defenders that are as inconsistent as our three. No team. They'll have at least one who is consistently good.

Thanks mate, I know all that.  I just thought it was an interesting way to spend your evening by sitting down and just focusing on that.

 
30 minutes ago, stevethemanjordan said:

I'll be counting how many unforced errors both McDonald bros and Frost make that directly result in opposition scoring shots.  

Our mids will break even with theirs but I'll also watch closely the way in which we enter our forward 50. The quality of them.

These two things are always wildly inconsistent and are the two things that need addressing at season's end. 

 

 

Most of our unforced errors leading to goals come from up the ground.

1 minute ago, praha said:

Most of our unforced errors leading to goals come from up the ground.

Yes. Better ball use from our mids. One of two things that kill us.


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