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GAMEDAY - Round 6

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That is [censored] [censored]. We can't buy a 50 and then they get one for free. [censored] these [censored] maggots! 

We are getting rooted by the umps today.  They missed 2 50 metre penalties for us, and then cough one up on us when Daniher walks off the mark.  Ridiculous stuff.

 

Worst decision of the year lol

1 minute ago, Clint Bizkit said:

I'm assuming you meant to write this is in round 1.

*the day we signed him. 


Thank god that goof cant kick today.

3 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Again, we make dumb decisions after s mark.

This time Melksham plays on when he was still being held.

Football IQ of a carrot.

So did Daniher and he got 50 m pen

 

This is what happens when there at too many AFL teams. We see players making up numbers. Players who otherwise wouldn't have a career in AFL football.


Only a pass mark for Watts and hunt and a half for petracca - everyone else stinks but none more than milkshake 

3 minutes ago, DSP said:

Milkshake has been bloody horrible from day 1. If he doesnt get demoted to Casey after this, im lost for words.

He has always been a spud. Demonland initially had it right when his name was first mentioned. The club conditioned many into thinking he would be a good recruit, but he looks worse than he did at Essendon - which is pretty bad. He isn't even a VFL level football player.

Ah well. I guess the *hope* of finals was fun. Better than simply expecting them to try hard.

1 minute ago, DSP said:

Thank god that goof cant kick today.

Just wait for him to nail one and go from there..

If Vince's ability to kick the footy properly has been affected than he can not be trusted with kick ins. He is a liability in the defensive 50. 

On the game, this is genuinely one of the worst games I've ever seen. 


Daniher is our best defender today.

Thank god i had to work today. Im following it off the afl site. Hopefully daniher keeps the bad kicking up. 5 behinds wow. Straighten up Melbourne and win this. 

Oliver has forgotten this is meant to be garbage football. 


Thank god fro Tracca.

 
1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Thank god i had to work today. Im following it off the afl site. Hopefully daniher keeps the bad kicking up. 5 behinds wow. Straighten up Melbourne and win this. 

If Daniher kicked half straight this game would be over.


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