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AFL Round 5 - Non MFC Games 2017

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4 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Hawthorn has over 71,000 members, their fans have seen four premierships since 2008 and they can only get 28,000 people to the MCG on a sunny Sunday afternoon.

Incredible.

No pets allowed at the G. 

Not sure where they got the other 8 thousand from. 

 
13 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Hawthorn has over 71,000 members, their fans have seen four premierships since 2008 and they can only get 28,000 people to the MCG on a sunny Sunday afternoon.

Incredible.

Well said. Half of them wanted Clarko sacked last week

spoilt F$&@ Brats...

 
16 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Hawthorn has over 71,000 members, their fans have seen four premierships since 2008 and they can only get 28,000 people to the MCG on a sunny Sunday afternoon.

Incredible.

They have, without a doubt, the biggest bunch of bandwagon supporters of any club. 

I reckon at least 30,000 of that 71,000 just signed up to enjoy the success.

23 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

They have, without a doubt, the biggest bunch of bandwagon supporters of any club. 

I reckon at least 30,000 of that 71,000 just signed up to enjoy the success.

This is the club that got 17000 to the mcg on a Sunday arvo in 2014.... as reigning premiers. 

but obviously its just the crap clubs that have no fans

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Hawthorn_Football_Club_season?wprov=sfla1

Edited by biggestred


ok.... coming down very slowly after yet another disappointing MFC result.

In line with the eternal optimism of an MFC supporter still believing in the mathematical chance of making the finals (wasn't late last year fun for a while) I am curious what is the best outcome for us from the Collingwood v Essendon game.

My head says Essendon to lose as I think Collingwood can be relied upon to achieve mediocrity and a near bottom four end of season position even with a win today.

Perhaps a draw so both teams can rue what might have been.

Cannot bring myself to hope for injuries no matter how tempting the thought might be.

So.... Essendon to "hit the wall".

3 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said:

ok.... coming down very slowly after yet another disappointing MFC result.

In line with the eternal optimism of an MFC supporter still believing in the mathematical chance of making the finals (wasn't late last year fun for a while) I am curious what is the best outcome for us from the Collingwood v Essendon game.

My head says Essendon to lose as I think Collingwood can be relied upon to achieve mediocrity and a near bottom four end of season position even with a win today.

Perhaps a draw so both teams can rue what might have been.

Cannot bring myself to hope for injuries no matter how tempting the thought might be.

So.... Essendon to "hit the wall".

No you can't Diamond, but we can sure as hell hope for reports. And perhaps a midweek drug bust, off site of course.

I'm hoping for Daniher to kick straight. It sure as hell wont happen 2 weeks in a row.

 

Thought I just saw Stephen Dank in the bomber change rooms handing out some uppers.

4 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Cannot bring myself to hope for injuries no matter how tempting the thought might be.

You're a much better man than me.

 


20 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

I'm hoping for Daniher to kick straight. It sure as hell wont happen 2 weeks in a row.

Just got your wish

And it helps if Collingwood forget to field a backline

And I thought the Tiger supporters were feral. These Essendon supporters are down right scary. So much aggression.

12 minutes ago, jane02 said:

And I thought the Tiger supporters were feral. These Essendon supporters are down right scary. So much aggression.

It's the roids


1 hour ago, Return to Glory said:

Thought I just saw Stephen Dank in the bomber change rooms handing out some uppers.

No need. Coached by a pharmacist and an ex WCE one at that. Will know all the tricks. 

How lucky is Buckley to have such an influential godfather-- he would be long gone without. Still, let him stay. 

1 hour ago, Return to Glory said:

Thought I just saw Stephen Dank in the bomber change rooms handing out some uppers.

"Vitamins", you mean. Also, they go off-site for the really good stuff.

Any injuries for Essendon yet or does that only happen to us?

Just now, Petraccattack said:

Any injuries for Essendon yet or does that only happen to us?

None of any significance at this stage. 


 

It is improper to hope for injuries to Essendrug players. On the other hand think of the deserving players who will get an opportunity to play to replace injured players.   Conscience cleared.

 

28 minutes ago, brendan said:

Both sides look crap 

Let's wait until we beat them before we say how shite we think they are. Remember last year?


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