AFL Round 3 - Non MFC Games (2017)

[Deemented Are Go! 3,680]

12 minutes ago, DominatrixTyson said:

Plugger semen.

Oh, dude !

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1 minute ago, monoccular said:

Collingwood have taken handball lessons from Luke Beveridge -- how many times do they get away with blatant throws.

And outrageous free to Collingwood for  below the knees when it was actually kicking in danger.

The umpires calling rate is so low that it's worth doing if you're only going to get called once or twice here or there.

[Engorged Onion 10,215]

Tv commentary is puerile. Bruce reminds me of my childhood in the 80's and most things back then were [censored]... cheezles included. Bruce, you are cheezles.

[daisycutter 29,616]

19 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

Strange observation/question from just before the game started.  One of the trainers rubbed something on both of Buddy's arms and his arms were shiny afterwards.  Looked like they were covered in baby oil or something.  Can anyone clarify for me what it was?

probably plain ole rubbing liniment

[Adam The God 30,261]

That was absolutely pathetic, Jones. What an idiot.

[beelzebub 23,378]

5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

probably plain ole rubbing liniment

Trying to remember the common brands way back in 60s 70s

Can still remember their smell lol

[monoccular 17,432]

Bloody maggots -- Jones should have benn given 50, instead a freebie goal to Collingwood.

[Wadda We Sing 10,685]

Bruce has got cancer hasn't he? Cut him some slack I reckon....don't mind if the pies win....it will pot Sydney, and give the pies a false dawn till we play them.

[Adam The God 30,261]

7 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Bloody maggots -- Jones should have benn given 50, instead a freebie goal to Collingwood.

He played on when he was a foot away from his opponent.

[Adam The God 30,261]

7 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Bruce has got cancer hasn't he? Cut him some slack I reckon....don't mind if the pies win....it will pot Sydney, and give the pies a false dawn till we play them.

Doesn't mean he's still got it as a commentator though.

And I'm thinking about my tips. I got 9 from 9 last week. I want 9 from 9 again.

[Moonshadow 17,676]

Umpires picking some very dubious ones and letting the obvious frees go 

[Macca 16,972]

26 minutes ago, brendan said:

When was the last time a side started 0-3 and made finals?

North started 0 & 4 in '75 and won the flag.

[brendan 3,437]

1 minute ago, Macca said:

North started 0 & 4 in '75 and won the flag.

So it's no where near the norm then, if swans lose makes it hard 

[Maple Demon 449]

Why do commentators (especially BT) keep talking about a player or team having a 'world record' or being on 'world record pace'?  It is redundant.

[Ethan Tremblay 30,861]

Hoskin-Elliot is Cale Morton. 

[Macca 16,972]

1 minute ago, brendan said:

So it's no where near the norm then, if swans lose makes it hard 

It's just an interesting bit of footy trivia ... and an aberration of course. 

[Moonshadow 17,676]

Love seeing get the pies missing easy set shots when the game is there to be won

[Chook 15,013]

Both of these teams deserve to be 0-3 to be honest.

[beelzebub 23,378]

2 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

Why do commentators (especially BT) keep talking about a player or team having a 'world record' or being on 'world record pace'?  It is redundant.

Keep in mind MD... BT is a very poor commentator. Often just makes shlt up to sound relevant.

Seldon successful

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Wish we'd traded Mitch Clarke for Varcoe, hindsight though

Edited April 7, 2017 by DominatrixTyson

[RalphiusMaximus 6,054]

Was that pass deliberate? 

[Ted Lasso 19,518]

How soft is Hoskins Elliot? 

[Moonshadow 17,676]

4 minutes ago, Chook said:

Both of these teams deserve to be 0-3 to be honest.

How about 0.5-2.5?

[Wadda We Sing 10,685]

9 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

Why do commentators (especially BT) keep talking about a player or team having a 'world record' or being on 'world record pace'?  It is redundant.

Think you answered your own question...BT is redundant!

[Moonshadow 17,676]

8 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Hoskin-Elliot is Cale Morton. 

Woops!