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THE BOMBERS' DOPING SAGA - THE FAT LADY SINGS

Whispering_Jack
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Dear Jobe, 

" The time has come, to say fair's fair

To be a gent, not be a lair.

The time has come, a facts a fact,

You don't deserve a Brownlow,

Just give it back !!!!!! "

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    2 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    The AFL has no integrity....

    it is no coincidence that there is no "a", "f" or "l" in integrity, wyl

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    2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    it is no coincidence that there is no "a", "f" or "l" in integrity, wyl

    Profound dc and factually correct...

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    Perhaps Jobe's Brownlow is in a storage facility with the extensive documentation of Essendons drug program, fully filled out ASADA forms listing all the "legal" substances taken and letters to Bruce Reid asking for details on Thymomodulin?If only Jobe had looked for it earlier this all could have been avoided!

    .....Alternatively perhaps Jobe is an unrepentant drug cheat.

     

    Edited by deejammin'

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    Has anyone looked at Dank's place for the Charlie?

    After all he did all he could for Jab to get the Charlie in the first Place!

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    Has Watson found his ill gained Brownlow yet?

    Hope i see him in Elwood soon. I will remind him

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    17 minutes ago, don't make me angry said:

    Time to lock thread it's done

    Not really - its done when Jobe gives back the medal.

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    2 minutes ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

    Not really - its done when Jobe gives back the medal.

    When he ACTUALLY hands back the medal.

    Besides - wait until the senate enquiry or someone sues because they get cancer 

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    Ready, Dung, AFool and several media cretons, not done by a long shot yet.

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    22 hours ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

    Not really - its done when Jobe gives back the medal.

    Its done when Hell freezes over. 

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    On 19/12/2016 at 5:30 PM, don't make me angry said:

    Time to lock thread it's done

    Essendon FC is the gift that keeps on giving.

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    On 19/12/2016 at 8:30 PM, don't make me angry said:

    Time to lock thread it's done

    No -  we'll need to have an outlet to express our rage when the club is treated as returning heroes next year. And I suspect the fat lady will be singing for many more years.

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    53 minutes ago, sue said:

    No -  we'll need to have an outlet to express our rage when the club is treated as returning heroes next year. And I suspect the fat lady will be singing for many more years.

    I think someone said it already happened with a multi-page spread in the HUN when they returned to training.

    I was certainly rage-filled after reading an Age article on Heppell somehow being more qualified to be captain after completing his goddamn MANDATORY SUSPENSION FOR DRUG CHEATING.

    You're probably right though, their first game will be far worse than anything we've seen so far.

    We need a place to rage.

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    10 minutes ago, Choke said:

    I think someone said it already happened with a multi-page spread in the HUN when they returned to training.

    I was certainly rage-filled after reading an Age article on Heppell somehow being more qualified to be captain after completing his goddamn MANDATORY SUSPENSION FOR DRUG CHEATING.

    You're probably right though, their first game will be far worse than anything we've seen so far.

    We need a place to rage.

    ......and puke

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    I think hawks fans will let them have it.... and ill be supporting them

    Especially if Jab hasnt "found" his medal by then

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    5 minutes ago, biggestred said:

    I think hawks fans will let them have it.... and ill be supporting them

    Especially if Jab hasnt "found" his medal by then

    It's probably in his Feminist hat. He just can't find it because his head's too big.

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    4 minutes ago, biggestred said:

    I think hawks fans will let them have it.... and ill be supporting them

    Especially if Jab hasnt "found" his medal by then

    dog is having a stomach pump as we speak............last resort

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    If i was Eagles which match would you be inclined to present Mitchell his Brownlow Medal at.....

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    58 minutes ago, willmoy said:

    If i was Eagles which match would you be inclined to present Mitchell his Brownlow Medal at.....

    essington obviously :)

     

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    7 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    This sounds very sensitive ... please be careful about what you write.

    Just quoting what 7 news is saying, I'm not saying anything bad I wish him all the best don't like this stuff happening to anyone no matter how you feel about them 

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