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AFL Finals Week 1 - 2016

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Brad Hill's clenched anus must be getting fatigued. 

Scared little fella. 

7 minutes ago, DemonAndrew said:

Hawkins is everything Hogan could become.

Hawkins did take a few years before things really clicked.

I bet Lewis' sly punch behind the play in Q1 will once again be overlooked. 

 

That lifting the arm [censored] has got to go. 

OMG those Whorethorn players whinge when frees don't go their way.  Had it too good for too long. 


The winner of this game will unfortunately get a home Prelim vs an interstate team.  

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Hawks have scared them out of it, the Cats defence is being turned inside out once it gets within 75mtrs of goal.

 

Fitzy missed a couple of chances.

Would have loved him to kick them but want his stinking team to get pumped!

Half the Whorethorn side should be up before the MRP on monday. But it won't happen...


God Hawthorn are annoying to watch. They play such uncontested footy. When it's tough in packs they can't handle it. It's a pity teams can't keep the intensity up for a whole game against them like we did or they'd come unstuck. Hate watching their players whinge for frees even though they get a dream run with the umps.

Hope Geelong can reset at half time and tighten up their defense to stop those over the top [censored] goals. Cmon Geelong!

Luke Hodge and Joel Selwood seem to spend more time talking to the umpires than any other captains in the league....

Well we know geelongs tactics. Just annoy the crap out of Mitchell. It feels like Hawthorn are much further ahead than what the scoreboard says. They got on top of the cats there. Dangers fumbled the ball a few times and done some poor kicks. Could have done that 2 weeks ago. 

Anyway a great 2nd half coming up. 


6 minutes ago, deejammin' said:

Luke Hodge and Joel Selwood seem to spend more time talking to the umpires than any other captains in the league....

You can't expect to receive preferential treatment if you don't network. It's social relations 101.

I'm sick to the death of seeing both these teams in the finals. Part of me doesn't care who wins as along as they hurt each other. But even for Hawthorn, I have never seen so much whinging for free kicks, gesturing at the umpire, squealing and moaning. Hodge, Lewis and Mitchell - just shut up and play footy. 

Having said that, it is not the most enjoyable game to watch.  A lot of pressure and fumbling but not much clean footy. 

Hopefully sniper Mitchell gets cleaned up in the second half. Such a whinging piece of [censored] that bloke. And he never, NEVER stands up in the big finals games. He's got the worst finals record I can remember from any "superstar" footballer in my lifetime. 

25 minutes ago, AngryAtCasey said:

Fitzy missed a couple of chances.

Would have loved him to kick them but want his stinking team to get pumped!

It's like that, I desperately want Hawthorn to get done over, I'm loving Chip spudding it up but I'm barracking for Fitzy.

Watching Rioli take a mark like that reminds me of the Whizz in 98 when he took marks like that. Those were the days. 


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Motlop has been terrible. Fark the Hawks are looking the winners here, god damn I fing hate them!

Looking omminousy boring now....

 

Maybe not!!!! :)

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Cats playing poor footy and now only 11 points down. Actually, about to hit enter and it is now 5 points. 


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