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If Hogan signs I will ...

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10 minutes ago, Bleeds_Red_&_Blue said:

... buy a Melbourne membership for each year he commits.

Really?  With your moniker I thought you would already have one...

 

... Not be surprised. 

....pull on the boots again..................................................................................and start the rideon

Finally Stop wasting my time reading all these OP's about whether he will or won't. 

 

 

 

 

 

7 hours ago, chookrat said:

Maybe he already has signed, just waiting to announce it along with his engagement to Daisy Pearce?

Imagine them kiddies!

Father/Mother son/daughter rule!

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if Hogan signs I will get a deaf person to interpret for me what he is "saying".

..... have a hard time hiding my joy whilst wearing tracksuit pants on public transport :cool:


3 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Change my name by deed poll to Hogan Tremblay.

Since your probably spending the money anyway, why not Sir Hogan T?

2 minutes ago, KrazyJay said:

..... have a hard time hiding my joy whilst wearing tracksuit pants on public transport :cool:

Don't do it KJ, don't become a Collingwood supporter.

3 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Since your probably spending the money anyway, why not Sir Hogan T?

I like it, I've always wanted to be the third though. 

Sir Hogan T III 

10 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I like it, I've always wanted to be the third though. 

Sir Hogan T III 

Has a nice ring to it. For some reason it sounds as if it needs to be announced by some sucker before you enter a room.


13 hours ago, KrazyJay said:

..... have a hard time hiding my joy whilst wearing tracksuit pants on public transport :cool:

Have somewhere to hang my hat.

If he signs it will be the first time in close to 10 years where we cannot lament list management, player management, on field performance or the running of the club!

My membership roles over each year, but In terms of tangible things that I actually will do? I'll order one of those MFC novelty Christmas jumpers or a case of MFC branded Tyrells red! 

Will cry a bucket load of tears like I did when Jack Watts signed - happy tears.

 

....be relieved.

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(I cannot believe it hasn't been posted yet!)

Wouldn't surprise me if he signs in the next few months and then we use it as a marketing pitch as a season launch to get more members signed up.


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