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Welcome to Demonland: Kalani White

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

We do have a womanโ€™s team.

We sure do

  • 6 months later...
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Havenโ€™t quite figured out how to post an image on this site to the size limits but photo of Kalani at the Gabba today with Clarry and Trac.

Looks easily 200cm already.

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4 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

Looks like he weighs 50kgs wringing wet

Think he's 16 this year. Plenty of time.


3 minutes ago, layzie said:

Think he's 16 this year. Plenty of time.

I do like how broad his shoulders are (hoping thatโ€™s ok to say about a 16yo kid)

Is it possible that we recruited Grundy as a favour to Jeff White, just so he knew that his kid would have the most impossibly high-level ruck mentors in the history of ruck mentors?

I wonder if the AFL will change the father-son rules to make it more difficult for us?

1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

Is it possible that we recruited Grundy as a favour to Jeff White

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1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

Is it possible that we recruited Grundy as a favour to Jeff White, just so he knew that his kid would have the most impossibly high-level ruck mentors in the history of ruck mentors?

I wonder if the AFL will change the father-son rules to make it more difficult for us?

You can just see it happening ... right when we are about to get our fair return (Yze, Brown, White etc) ... lets just hope Geelong have something in the pipes at around the same time to ensure it remains.ย 

10 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

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Hey, that's a picture of me trying to guess your quizzes!

And here's one of Demonland collectively;

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2 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

You can just see it happening

Only if you're a neghead with a victim mentality and a persecution complex.

This is a great time to be a Melbourne supporter.ย  Enjoy the ride.

On 9/2/2022 at 11:35 AM, Mickey said:

Pretty sure he has a daughter

On the mystery childrens' thread, does one of the all-time ultimate Demons (David the Ox) have a budding, footballing son?ย 

Just now, Deemania since 56 said:

On the mystery childrens' thread, does one of the all-time ultimate Demons (David the Ox) have a budding, footballing son?ย 

Iโ€™m almost certain Neita has 2 girls. Look out AFLW.ย 
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I personally canโ€™t wait for JVR to present his old jumper back to Mini Jones in 16 years ๐Ÿ˜‚

20 minutes ago, Deemania since 56 said:

On the mystery childrens' thread, does one of the all-time ultimate Demons (David the Ox) have a budding, footballing son?ย 

Yes, young Cooper who's 19 years of age.

Unfortunately he's gone down the basketball track as he is pretty handy player at this.

1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Yes, young Cooper who's 19 years of age.

Unfortunately he's gone down the basketball track as he is pretty handy player at this.

Thanks, Dazzle. I had heard of this before - but time plays tricks on recall/memory. At least he is pursuing something that he has an interest inย  - and is probably very good at as well.ย ย 


1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Yes, young Cooper who's 19 years of age.

Unfortunately he's gone down the basketball track as he is pretty handy player at this.

So what youโ€™re saying is, heโ€™s the next Pendelburyย 

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

So what youโ€™re saying is, heโ€™s the next Pendelburyย 

Did Pendlebury play basketball before his AFL career ๐Ÿค” learn something new every day!

10 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

So what youโ€™re saying is, heโ€™s the next Pendelburyย 

Or the next Joel Smith.

33 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

Did Pendlebury play basketball before his AFL career ๐Ÿค” learn something new every day!

Wait, what??


18 hours ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

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2025 draft says Jeff White

Great photo! Glad to see that Jeff White's sons love the Mighty Demons! :lol:

No point putting any pressure on this young fella in Kalani.

He has plenty of time on his side.

I am sure he is still growing taller too!

I wish Kalani all the best for the future. โ˜บ๏ธ

3 hours ago, layzie said:

Wait, what??

That's what @Jaded No More said. Never heard anything about this before

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Went to watch Grandson play today in a under 17 praccy game for Mt Gravatt against Broadbeach and didn't realise that Kalani was playing until I saw him and Jeff after the game. He did not dominate however he looks like a lad that could develop into a very good player. Some nice grabs and goals. He towers over his old man but needs some filling out. Chatted briefly with Jeff after game and despite our loss Friday he reckons we will go OK. Love the confidence.

Funny weekend as met another White yesterday at Granddaughters basketball but this time a ex Lions player who in my view was a great player in Darryl.ย 

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On 3/24/2023 at 7:47 PM, AzzKikA said:

That's what @Jaded No More said. Never heard anything about this before

You'd think the commentators would bring it up in a game!ย ๐Ÿ˜‰


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