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The Kalani White Thread

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1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

Some DA members at the airport today were talking to Kalani. He told them he’s looking forward to playing for Casey towards the end of the season. The boy’s a Demon, no doubt about it ♥️💙🥳

If he elects GC we will be very peed off with the Northern Academies.

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    On 30/06/2025 at 18:30, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    ...the point, I think, being, #34 becomes vacant...

    I don't think Tom Flower will mind one little bit!!😂

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    2 minutes ago, Garbo said:

    How likely is it we even draft him, seems to have very little buzz about him

    Showed enough in 1 quarter at VFL level that he's a draftable talent, especially with his level of athleticism

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    The idea that Kalani was ever playing anywhere but Melbourne was fanciful.

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    1 hour ago, GS_1905 said:

    How was Sam Darcy in his pre draft year? Can we dare to dream?

    good enough to be nominated at #2 in his draft, ahead of naicos

    he's a cheat code that kid

    Edited by whatwhat say what

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    13 hours ago, Garbo said:

    How likely is it we even draft him, seems to have very little buzz about him

    Have seen enough for me to say the kid CAN play and will be a fine player!

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    I hope we leave the kid alone and let him develop, without the weight of expectations put on him by DL.

    He is not a saviour, but rather just another promising kid, nothing more. There are no guarantees on becoming an AFL player just because you make an AFL list.

    Jed Adams and Seston are examples of that, though they still can make it if they keep improving.

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    How'd he go today, anyone know?

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    On 30/06/2025 at 18:35, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Should someone check over on 'Sunland' whether a thread was started after a candlelight dinner around 2007?

    Except they weren’t even a club in 2007. Actually, they’re still not a club, they’re a franchise, and I said as much to a group of blokes at halftime in the designated smoking section last week. They didn’t get angry, in fact they said they pitied me for paying to come all this way to watch my sch!tt team lose. I had no counterpunch. They won 😭😭😭

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    20 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Except they weren’t even a club in 2007. Actually, they’re still not a club, they’re a franchise, and I said as much to a group of blokes at halftime in the designated smoking section last week. They didn’t get angry, in fact they said they pitied me for paying to come all this way to watch my sch!tt team lose. I had no counterpunch. They won 😭😭😭

    Comeback - “2021, beeyartches. You’re the nepo babies with [censored] game day activations and still can’t make the finals. LOSERS!”

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    22 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Except they weren’t even a club in 2007. Actually, they’re still not a club, they’re a franchise, and I said as much to a group of blokes at halftime in the designated smoking section last week. They didn’t get angry, in fact they said they pitied me for paying to come all this way to watch my sch!tt team lose. I had no counterpunch. They won 😭😭😭

    No counterpunch…..you gotta work on that. There’s a host of them.

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    8 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

    No counterpunch…..you gotta work on that. There’s a host of them.

    Yeah I thought of a bunch of comebacks… after the event. At the time all I could think was bro’s right, I did come a long way to see a loss. I was gonna say yeah well the game’s not over yet, is it. But had I said that I just know I’d run into the same blokes after the match. 😅

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    2 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Yeah I thought of a bunch of comebacks… after the event. At the time all I could think was bro’s right, I did come a long way to see a loss. I was gonna say yeah well the game’s not over yet, is it. But had I said that I just know I’d run into the same blokes after the match. 😅

    It’s annoying when the perfect comeback cones to mind later Ron.

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    17 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

    It’s annoying when the perfect comeback cones to mind later Ron.

    It sure is. And my name’s not Ron 😁

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    48 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

    It’s annoying when the perfect comeback cones to mind later Ron.

    Story of my younger life.😁👍

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    8 hours ago, MurDoc516 said:

    How'd he go today, anyone know?

    4 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Except they weren’t even a club in 2007. Actually, they’re still not a club, they’re a franchise, and I said as much to a group of blokes at halftime in the designated smoking section last week. They didn’t get angry, in fact they said they pitied me for paying to come all this way to watch my sch!tt team lose. I had no counterpunch. They won 😭😭😭

    3 hours ago, Superunknown said:

    Comeback - “2021, beeyartches. You’re the nepo babies with [censored] game day activations and still can’t make the finals. LOSERS!”

    3 hours ago, Roost it far said:

    No counterpunch…..you gotta work on that. There’s a host of them.

    3 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Yeah I thought of a bunch of comebacks… after the event. At the time all I could think was bro’s right, I did come a long way to see a loss. I was gonna say yeah well the game’s not over yet, is it. But had I said that I just know I’d run into the same blokes after the match. 😅

    3 hours ago, Roost it far said:

    It’s annoying when the perfect comeback cones to mind later Ron.

    3 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

    It sure is. And my name’s not Ron 😁

    2 hours ago, DeeZone said:

    Story of my younger life.😁👍

    Not sure 'MurDoc'...

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    5 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Except they weren’t even a club in 2007. Actually, they’re still not a club, they’re a franchise, and I said as much to a group of blokes at halftime in the designated smoking section last week. They didn’t get angry, in fact they said they pitied me for paying to come all this way to watch my sch!tt team lose. I had no counterpunch. They won 😭😭😭

    You can get these non taste mixers for a small remuneration. They have em in Eastern Eu.

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    16 hours ago, MurDoc516 said:

    How'd he go today, anyone know?

    Only saw about 25 minutes of the game and only saw him 2-3 times.

    Stats were 11 disposals 6 kicks 5 handballs. 6 marks. 2 tackles.

    He’s okay. Others are starring but all MFC need is for him to stay healthy and be happy and pick the Dees. He will take time in spend two years getting his body up to rigors of AFL footy. Hopefully only have to match a bid in the 40s/50s.

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    Did Kalani play down back? I saw there were no hitout so I presume they played him down in defence.

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    On 20/05/2025 at 13:59, DistrACTION Jackson said:

    Zeke Uwland is the best of them. Expected to be top 5.

    can we go for him in stead

    What we don't need on here i another messiah addition to distract the club

    If White is pick 30 or so and has what we need don't pick him because of his name please?

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    57 minutes ago, jackaub said:

    If White is pick 30 or so and has what we need don't pick him because of his name please?

    You might want to revisit this.

    If he has what we need, why would we pick him because of his name?

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    1 hour ago, jackaub said:

    can we go for him in stead

    What we don't need on here i another messiah addition to distract the club

    If White is pick 30 or so and has what we need don't pick him because of his name please?

    another gc17 academy freebie

    no one is saying white is a messiah, but to lose out on a father-son - especially for a father who clearly loves the mfc as much as jeff does - would be really disheartening

    if white was pick 30 and he was the 'best player available' and 'suits needs' at that selection... i dunno, mebbe like a super tall, athletic kid, who has been played key back but wants to be a ruck / forward, then... i would guess we probably WOULD pick him

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