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One Coffee less a week

beelzebub
in Melbourne Demons

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I posted this in the Demons' Donations thread but it occurred to me it may not attain its widest potential audience in there, so am repositing it here as well.

"I have an idea

Despite dippin's me hand in pocket  and casting a few more shekels  D'land's way  I see they are still short of ideal.

As this is December...the month of Christmas  I thought Id do a little something to help  ongoing...at least for a while

It's nothing big, nor anything particularly outrageous or taxing.

Every week I will donate a coffee...well its' value ( $5 )  and I'll keep doing that until we can all get this across the line

I'm sure if enough of us can forego just one coffee a week we'll smash that 2000 mark in no time

Who's with me ? "

If only a couple dozen people did this for a month we'd do it !

How about it...'Tis the season....Ho Ho Ho :)

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    It's gonna hurt but job done!;)

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    5 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

    Don't mess with my caffeine habit.

    ok...keep your coffee.....  forego the carrot cake ? :)

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    10 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

    I don't drink coffee...

    You must be rich then !! lol

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    1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

    I posted this in the Demons' Donations thread but it occurred to me it may not attain its widest potential audience in there, so am repositing it here as well.

    "I have an idea

    Despite dippin's me hand in pocket  and casting a few more shekels  D'land's way  I see they are still short of ideal.

    As this is December...the month of Christmas  I thought Id do a little something to help  ongoing...at least for a while

    It's nothing big, nor anything particularly outrageous or taxing.

    Every week I will donate a coffee...well its' value ( $5 )  and I'll keep doing that until we can all get this across the line

    I'm sure if enough of us can forego just one coffee a week we'll smash that 2000 mark in no time

    Who's with me ? "

    If only a couple dozen people did this for a month we'd do it !

    How about it...'Tis the season....Ho Ho Ho :)

    I love your generosity 'bub, but unfortunately it's likely to be beyond my pocket.  I'm assuming of course, that the "this"  in the highlighted text refers to # 13. (lol)

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    1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

     

    "I have an idea.......

    Every week I will donate a coffee...well its' value ( $5 )  and I'll keep doing that until we can all get this across the line.....

    Who's with me ? "

    Yep, I'm in.

    Except I will donate $100 worth all at once for ease of accounting and not because my wife is less likely to notice a once off Demonland payment than 20 seperate ones.

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    1 hour ago, fndee said:

    Yep, I'm in.

    Except I will donate $100 worth all at once for ease of accounting and not because my wife is less likely to notice a once off Demonland payment than 20 seperate ones.

    She will miss a deduction of $100?

    Where did you find this women?

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    3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    I posted this in the Demons' Donations thread but it occurred to me it may not attain its widest potential audience in there, so am repositing it here as well.

    "I have an idea

    Despite dippin's me hand in pocket  and casting a few more shekels  D'land's way  I see they are still short of ideal.

    As this is December...the month of Christmas  I thought Id do a little something to help  ongoing...at least for a while

    It's nothing big, nor anything particularly outrageous or taxing.

    Every week I will donate a coffee...well its' value ( $5 )  and I'll keep doing that until we can all get this across the line

    I'm sure if enough of us can forego just one coffee a week we'll smash that 2000 mark in no time

    Who's with me ? "

    If only a couple dozen people did this for a month we'd do it !

    How about it...'Tis the season....Ho Ho Ho :)

    :mellow: but I only have one coffee a weak BLZB ^_^

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    2 hours ago, fndee said:

    Yep, I'm in.

    Except I will donate $100 worth all at once for ease of accounting and not because my wife is less likely to notice a once off Demonland payment than 20 seperate ones.

    what 20 hundreads :pj:  fn dee 

    you must be rollin' in it... :lol:

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    Well we've seemed to have attained the 2000 goal with a real surge.

    I might still throw in the equivalent of a coffee a week for a few more months. Give the lads some breathing room :)

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    Hi Demonland I am a long time reader, 1st time subscriber, I have tries to purchase a subscription, however, I only posses a Visa Card and Demonland will not accept Visa?

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    46 minutes ago, DeeZone said:

    Hi Demonland I am a long time reader, 1st time subscriber, I have tries to purchase a subscription, however, I only posses a Visa Card and Demonland will not accept Visa?

    It should do

    It will direct you to PayPal but there is then the option to use a card. I did.

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    Notify the club and put the players on notice.

    Missed set shot (straight in front) on goal - $20

    Dropped mark (sitter) - $20

    Out on the full - $50

    Squibbing the contest - $100

     

    Bit of a rough guide, keep a running total, players to pay at seasons end.

     

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    21 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    ok...keep your coffee.....  forego the carrot cake ? :)

    Is that a matter of putting the horse before the carrot, 'bub?

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    1 hour ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

    Notify the club and put the players on notice.

    Missed set shot (straight in front) on goal - $20

    Dropped mark (sitter) - $20

    Out on the full - $50

    Squibbing the contest - $100

     

    Bit of a rough guide, keep a running total, players to pay at seasons end.

     

    We got rid of Bail - That's $20 we won't get.

    Dawes we will make money here. Lots of $20.

    Grimes his disposal will give us a grand.

    I have seen training this year that won't happen in 2016.

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    Thanks Beelzebub it accepted my visa details this time so I am now a life member!!!!

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