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My 3 word player analysis V Carlton

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Jones - just a shadow

Dunn - season's worst game

Hogan - had no impact

Salem - showed some class

Watts - played without heart

Dawes - played without ability

Viney - was rarely sighted

Lumumba - poor before injury

Brayshaw - little to commend

Gawn - tried but beaten

Stretch - just lacked class

Cross - age has wearied

Newton - has no tricks

Garland - made poor choices

Michie - showed some promise

Vince - game to forget

McDonald - our only winner

Neal-Bullen - little to enthuse

Grimes - same old errors

Garlett - 2 minute performance

Howe - not on field

Harmes - far from ready

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    Hard to argue with any of those. Although, probably the easiest week to do it, just have to slate every player and you will be close to the mark.

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    I liked Stretch's efforts. He was not always effective, but as a first year player I reckon he showed up plenty of our others on the field.

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    I liked Stretch's efforts. He was not always effective, but as a first year player I reckon he showed up plenty of our others on the field.

    I Also thought Stretch showed a bit, another pre season with some good mentors and ??

    Hang on!

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    Watts was good today, probably one of the only ones out there who did play with some heart.

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    Watts was good today, probably one of the only ones out there who did play with some heart.

    Agree the 'Laconic" one did some good things

    Shheit how would he be at Hawthorn, Freo, or Swans?? Probably win a Brownlow and kick a "Lazy 50 Goals a season!

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    m e h

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    Here's mine.

    Melbourne Football Club.............Stands For Nothing.

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    Jones - just a shadow

    Dunn - season's worst game

    Hogan - had no impact

    Salem - showed some class

    Watts - played without heart

    Dawes - played without ability

    Viney - was rarely sighted

    Lumumba - poor before injury

    Brayshaw - little to commend

    Gawn - tried but beaten

    Stretch - just lacked class

    Cross - age has wearied

    Newton - has no tricks

    Garland - made poor choices

    Michie - showed some promise

    Vince - game to forget

    McDonald - our only winner

    Neal-Bullen - little to enthuse

    Grimes - same old errors

    Garlett - 2 minute performance

    Howe - not on field

    Harmes - far from ready

    Watts wrong with your eyesight Joeboy? He showed more heart than most of his teammates. Specsavers for you!

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    Agree with most of the above descriptions.

    Although watts I thought Had a Dip. I also couldn't believe lumumba was subbed off with injury as I genuinely had no idea he was on the ground, Was He Playing?

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    Garlett - 2 minute performance

    Why do guys we recruit play poorly against their old teams, yet those who leave us play a blinder?

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    At least we cannot blame Matt Jones & Rohan Bail or Tommy Mac.

    I thought Jack Grimes was solid today and Jack W is starting to develop an engine and increased urgency.

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    you do realise you just wasted 2 minutes of your life :lol:

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    you do realise you just wasted 2 minutes of your life :lol:

    He wasted 120 this afternoon dc what is another 2?

    Edited by old dee

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    He wasted 120 this afternoon dc what is another 2?

    true, and i suppose what's 2 minutes in 51 wasted years

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    Just before quarter time the Carlton supporter next to me said we are pitiful and you are making us look good.

    I could do nothing more than smile and nod my head.

    If you put your MFC heart to one side it is quite funny to watch.

    We are pitiful to watch and so predictable.

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    Just before quarter time the Carlton supporter next to me said we are pitiful and you are making us look good.

    I could do nothing more than smile and nod my head.

    If you put your MFC heart to one side it is quite funny to watch.

    We are pitiful to watch and so predictable.

    The creative ways they manage to cough up goals and squander our own chances at goal really is like some sort of sick comedy at times isn't it? How was that goal in the first quarter when a bunch of them killed the ball several times before first year player Cripps just strolls in from the outside, his opponent trailing metres behind, and puts a slipper on it for a major. Then Dunn and co sheepishly get up to their feet seemingly bewildered at how they had allowed yet another through so quickly and easily. Meanwhile at the other end Watts and Hogan take excellent grabs inside 50 but miss regulation set shots at goal. I actually laughed out loud as it was all I could do not to scream obscenities.

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    Garlett - 2 minute performance

    Why do guys we recruit play poorly against their old teams, yet those who leave us play a blinder?

    Such as...?
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    Gawn - tapped to Carlton

    Howe - trade value plummets

    N Jones - must be injured

    Salem - no class shown

    MFC - Taking the [censored]

    Cross - record-breaking dropped marks/fumbles (Q1)

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    Watts was good today, probably one of the only ones out there who did play with some heart.

    yes agree, Watts was one of our better players, along with McDonald, don't know what some on here expect Watts to do every week but get sick of the twats giving it to him for no real reason.

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    also Stretch was good for a guy who's played 7 games as was Michie

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    players who let us down today were Dunn, Garland, Howe, Jones, Vince and Garlett did jackshyte, some of the youger players struggled as well but its the older players letting us down! There was probably 12 players with 40 games or less and 6 in first season FFS

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