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How pathetic can a city council become??

I mean really...

Reading the story it wss a mistake which has been corrected

A minor stuff up nothing more

These lazy stupids sods charge $1,000's per year in rates

To waste our time and put restrictions on what we can do

Some of these fat cats earn a CEO wage by being on a coucil...

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It was a mistake acknowledged by the council and fixed

Not exactly an indictable offense or emblematic of a deep malaise or failing of government

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It was a mistake acknowledged by the council and fixed

Not exactly an indictable offense or emblematic of a deep malaise or failing of government

At the risk of being a bit too serious for this thread, how can such a mistake occur? Shouldn't somebody have (ahem) twigged that it just might not be the best place to plant a tree before they actually did so?

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When head gardener Wally Mowdoen was asked to comment he said "I can't see the problem". blind_man.gif

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At the risk of being a bit too serious for this thread, how can such a mistake occur? Shouldn't somebody have (ahem) twigged that it just might not be the best place to plant a tree before they actually did so?

There are a lot of halfwits in the workforce. Every industry has them.

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At the risk of being a bit too serious for this thread, how can such a mistake occur? Shouldn't somebody have (ahem) twigged that it just might not be the best place to plant a tree before they actually did so?

i think it's more a branch and root problem, ldvc :o

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i think maroondah council are going out on a limb here

There could be something published by Leader Melbourne in the next few weeks that will match this.

A new fish ladder was constructed at Dights Falls. After being opened to the public for 2 months it was closed because the grid mesh over the top didn't allow for wheel chair access. They closed the fish ladder down for 2 years whilst scientists got involved to provide the criteria of how much daylight and air was required for access to the water.

Now wheel chairs can fit, but the grids are so close no-one can see the water let alone fish.

Edit: It has now been closed again

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If this tree blossomed at Melbourne we would worry about when he leaves,or waiting for the next Flower.

What is clear is that he is being played out of position.

They expect him to grow into a role but will need to manage greenstick injuries.

At least he wont bough to his opponent.

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There could be something published by Leader Melbourne in the next few weeks that will match this.

A new fish ladder was constructed at Dights Falls. After being opened to the public for 2 months it was closed because the grid mesh over the top didn't allow for wheel chair access. They closed the fish ladder down for 2 years whilst scientists got involved to provide the criteria of how much daylight and air was required for access to the water.

Now wheel chairs can fit, but the grids are so close no-one can see the water let alone fish.

Edit: It has now been closed again

didnt occur to anyone to build using two styles of grid ?

One close grid in the areas the wheels of chair would likely use and more open elsewhere .

Not that hard really is it

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