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Current footballers - Who is the ugliest?

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Care to take a guess anyone??

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    If anything it's not harsh enough, they deserve what they get.

    Ethan, new rug or has your face put on weight?

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    Care to take a guess anyone??

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    Max Gawn?

    Edited by ManDee

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    Roughead....Goofy Goldstein perhaps? Ha yuck yuck yuck...

    Or that weed from Freo Ballantyne. Has a punchable head.

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    Well, not so much anymore.

    Care to take a guess anyone??

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    Courtney Johns? lol looked like a tool with dreads..exept he's long retired...whoops

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    Skuit the social justice warrior demands this thread closed . . . though Angus Brayshaw would probably be better served by a different haircut.

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    Guess there are some pretty ugly demonlanders out there. I am not going to name names but now I think of it........ also not too happy with my ageing and saggy features. hair growing in the wrong places, young women no longer look in my direction despite my interest. its all downhill. Hey I know lets start a threat for ugly demonlanders.

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    Fitzpatrick is listed as 200cm yes?

    He is actually the same height as Dion Prestia, but with a 25cm neck.

    r u thinking of selling him to Sydney ? :lol:

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    Jordie Mac is no Brad Pitt.

    As for the past ,Carlton had Bradley and Lance Whitnall,who weren't no oil paintings.

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    Guess there are some pretty ugly demonlanders out there.

    Not me, I'm extremely pretty.

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    I thought this thread would be a failure. Now I see that it has become an opportunity for all you fug ugly Demonlanders to feel better about your ugly selves.

    Be happy in your own ugly skins - none of you pathetic souls can ever be like Uncle Bitter.

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    There is a story about Jack Fitzpatrick on page 12 of the HS today and his battle with Type 1 diabetes. He actually looks OK to me. Nothing ugly going on there.

    I reckon the Paleo diet would help Fitzy with his type condition.

    hopefully we will also see changing fortunes from him, in return.

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    EVERYBODY except Alex Rance & Andrew Swallow .

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    FM!! She looks like she's just bitten one off!

    hmmn, more than she could chew..

    it wood s'eam.

    Aaahhhh, but let WADA enter, & lets see her dee mean oir after that

    Edited by dee-luded

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